“2010” quotes from Survivor Series

Well, of course, coming out to his nerd music...

That's "Ride of the Valkyries", that's a great song.

Yeah, from Apocalypse Now, and every time that Daniel Bryan comes out, that's what it is out here. Nonetheless, Daniel Bryan would know nothing about the way Maryse would dress, that wonderful Versace dress and Prada jacket. How gorgeous does Maryse look here tonight at Survivor Series?

Oh, she's always very, very beautiful...as most...

Arm candy?

...gold diggers are.

Well, Daniel Bryan said he was honored...

Wait a minute, how can you say Maryse is a gold digger?

Let me ask you, if you think—Matt, you can probably vouch for this. You said you would love to take her shopping; you used to be a teacher—what if you still made a teacher's salary? You think she would still be around...

He still does!

I would take out a loan and mortgage my house.

Trust me, Maryse would not be hanging around with somebody that is a regular joe out the street.

Michael, let me shift to you. Daniel Bryan said he was honored to have Hall-of-Famer Jim Ross call his match this past year on "Old School" Raw.

How did that work out?

Sorry to interrupt, because we all know how much I respect Daniel Bryan, but I have something to say.

Oh, you can't turn the lights out on the Miz, he needs a spotlight!

[as the lights come back on] That's better. I am a proud citizen of Cleveland, Ohio. [The Miami crowd boos] And it's fitting that I'm here in Miami because, truth be told, the Miami Heat are a lot like the Nexus—they're both arrogant, despised by millions, overrated and, in a word, the Nexus and the Miami both are hopelessly mediocre. I think LeBron is...is like the Wade Barrett of the NBA, not that he's a leader, because we all know LeBron is nothing more than Dwyane Wade's little sidekick. No, the reason LeBron is like Barrett, because they both feel that they are entitled to a championship. Well, there is one important difference—Wade Barrett might become champion tonight, whereas LeBron will never be champion! LeBron has a commercial where he asks, what should he do? What should you do? What you should do, LeBron. What should you do? You should go back to Cleveland and apologize to each and every one of us for what you did, you traitor!

The "Let's Go, Heat!" chants. Of course, the Miami Heat play in this arena.

As for you, Barrett, I don't care what happens to Cena. All you and Randy Orton need to know is I am tired of carrying this briefcase. So right now, it's not a matter of if, it's a simple question of when, because I'm the Miz, you are all witnesses to the fact that I'M...AWESOME!!!

For somebody that's so closely associated with NXT, you seem to have no respect for their former stars.

I like everybody on NXT.

Daniel Bryan and Kaval?

No, but I like my commentary.

I'm being joined by Team Alberto Del Rio member, the All-American American, Jack Swagger, and Jack, how does it feel to be a part of Team Del Rio?

Team Del Rio? Team Del Rio? Todd, let me tell you something? As the only former World Heavyweight Champion on this team, it should be called Jack Swagger's All-American Americans, which is important because we're not in America right now. We're not in Miami. This is "Little Cuba". Jack Swagger don't habla Español. Are you kidding me, Todd?

You'll have to excuse him, Todd. See, I know where all this animosity stems from. I caught our Jack Swagger last night trying to get into a club here in South Beach with the most busted broke shoes I have ever seen.

They were my grandfather's, and they're vintage.

Right. Listen, I don't know what it's like to stand behind a roped entrance unlike you, [indicated Todd] unlike you...

Bravo, bravo, I love it. I was just talking with Drew and Tyler, and I bet them a dinner that in the moment Jack Swagger starts talking, we're going to have a train of interruptions. [Mocking] Ooh, you're nothing. I'm better than you. You're nothing. Come on, guys. Come on. That's boring. We're here to destroy Rey Mysterio, to destroy Rey Mysterio and his little friends. I want to see little kids crying; I want them to see their idols on the floor; I want tears; and if we do that, I buy the beers. Sound good? Of course it does. And hey, come on, guys. Don't worry, I'm your captain. Your captain is the one and only Alberto Del Rio.

[as Alberto, Drew and Tyler walk off] I hate to admit it, but he's good.

There's no doubt that this man, Dashing Cody Rhodes, fits right in at South Beach

[Exasperated] Oh my gosh....

Cody's narcissistic, ego-driven, cocky, conceited, capable and confident.

And he wins.

I think it started with the letter C.

This guy is... look at him!

I am looking at him, it looks like his neck threw up. You think he's Dashing?!?!

He's perfect!

Oh my gosh! [Laughs]

This guy right here, Matt, could be the wild card in all of this.

Well, this is the x factor. I mean, let's not forget this past Friday on SmackDown on Syfy, Tyler Reks took The Big Show off of his feet. How do you prepare for the unknown, how do you prepare for Tyler Reks?