Sam Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Sam

You saying he wasn't a monster when I ganked him?

Rufus

One way to find out. Bobby, you got a cranial saw in the car?

Bobby

Of course.

Sam

What he did to us... but...

Dean

There's a but?

Sam

I just can't help but think, what would Mom say?

Dean

You know what I think Mom would say? She'd say, "Just 'cause you're blood doesn't make you family. You gotta earn that."

Bobby

It was Omaha. It was my fault. And he never let it go.

Dean

Well, he should have.

Bobby

You don't know what I did, Dean.

Dean

It doesn't matter.

Bobby

What do you mean, it doesn't...?

Dean

I mean, at the end of the day, you two are family. Life's short, and ours are shorter than most. We gonna spend it wringing our hands? Something's going to get us, eventually. And when my guts get ripped out, just so you two know, we're good. Blanket apology for all the crap that anybody's done, all the way around.

Sam

Some of us pulled a lot of crap, Dean.

Dean

Well, clean slate.

Sam

Okay.

Sam

Why?

Balthazar

Why what?

Dean

Why did you unsink the ship?

Balthazar

Because I hated the movie.

Dean

What movie?

Balthazar

Exactly.

Sam

Wait. So you saved a cruise liner because...?

Balthazar

Because that god-awful Celine Dion song made me wanna smite myself!

Sam

Who's Celine Dion?

Balthazar

Oh, she's a destitute lounge singer somewhere in Quebec, and let's keep it that way, please.

Sam

But now those people and their kids and their kids' kids... they must have interacted with-with so many other people, changed so much crap... you totally butterfly-effected history.

Dean

Dude, dude, rule one. No Kutcher references.

Castiel

You only have 24 hours.

Sam

What? Why?

Castiel

Well, the answer to your question can best be expressed as a series of partial differential equations...

Bobby

Yeah, aim lower.

Sam

Look, just because you're obsessed with all that Wild West stuff...

Dean

No I'm not.

Sam

You have a fetish, Dean.

Dean

Shut up. I like old movies.

Sam

You can recite every Clint Eastwood movie ever made, line-for-line.

Bobby

Even the monkey movies?

Sam

Yeah. Especially the monkey movies.

Dean

His name is Clyde.

Castiel

I'm powerless.

Dean

You're joking.

Castiel

Something in this town is, uh... it's affecting me. I assume it's Eve.

Dean

So, wait. Mom's making you limp?

Castiel

Figuratively, yes.

Dean

How?

Castiel

I don't know, but she is.

Dean

Oh, well, that's great, 'cause without your power, you're basically just a baby in a trench coat. (Castiel looks away)

Sam

I think you hurt his feelings.

Dean

The question is why? What does she want with a... what do you call these?

Bobby

Well, congrats, you discovered it, you get to name it.

Dean

"Jefferson Starships." Huh? Because they're horrible, and hard to kill.

Sam

It looks like the whole bar has been turned into these-

Dean

Jefferson Starships.

Sam

Fine. But why are all... the Starships dead?

Bobby

Our pal, Cas, didn't stop in last night just to mend fences.

Dean

What did he do?

Bobby

Stole something.

Dean

What?

Bobby

The journal of one Moishe Campbell.

Sam

Moishe?

Bobby

Of the New York Campbells.

Sam

Wha- uh... So we gotta get it back. Right?

Bobby

Or just read the copy I already made. Hi, glad to meet you. Bobby Singer: paranoid bastard.

Dean

Alright so who's this Phillips guy?

Bobby

Phillips ain't his last name. It's Lovecraft.

Sam

H.P. Lovecraft? Let me see that.

Dean

Am I supposed to know who that is?

Sam

Horror writer? "At the Mountains of Madness"? "The Call of Cthulu"?

Dean

Yeah, no I- I was too busy having sex with women.

Balthazar

I know I'm going to live to regret this, but... I'm officially... on your team. You bastards.

Dean

And we should believe you why?

Balthazar

Would you believe I had a shred of decency?

Sam

No.

Balthazar

Aww. That hurts. Okay. You're right.

Sam

Dean, you know you have pulled some shady crap before but this... has got to be the worst. Whitewashing their memories? Take it from somebody who knows-

Dean

You ever mention Lisa or Ben to me again? I will break your nose.

Sam

Dean-

Dean

(near tears) I'm not kidding.

My God. Am I really that gawky? Howdy.

Sam

This is impossible.

Cold. Try again.

Sam

I'm, uh... I'm hallucinating.

Warmer. But see, normally, you're awake when you're tripping balls.

Sam

I'm dreaming?

And someone just won a copy of the home game! We're inside your grapefruit Sam. Son, you've been juiced.

Sam

I-I don't remember anything.

Well, your BFF Cas brought the hell-wall tumbling down, and you, pathetic infant that you are, shattered into pieces. [Gestures to Sam] Piece. [Gestures to himself] Piece.

Sam

I, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Why would you? You're Jello, pal. Unlike me.

Sam

And what are you?

I'm not handicapped. I'm not saddled with a soul. In fact, I used to skipper this meat-boat for a while. It was smooth sailing. I was sharp. Strong. That is, till they crammed your soul back in. Now look at you. Same misty-eyed milksap you always were. That's because souls are weak. They're a liability. Now, nothing personal, but run the numbers. Someone's gotta take charge around here before it's too late.

I wish you hadn't come, Sam.

Sam

I had to. I'm here, right? Out there in the real world, I'm at Bobby's, aren't I?

How do you know?

Sam

This whole time, I've smelled nothing but Old Spice and whiskey. I figured if I could get back here, back to my body, I could... I don't know, I could snap out of it somehow.

But first you have to go through me.

Sam

Why?

Humpty Dumpty has to put himself back together again before he can wake up. And I'm the last piece.

Sam

Which means I have to know what you know. What happened in the cage?

Trust me. You don't want to know it.

Sam

You're right. But I still have to.

Sam, you can't imagine... Stay here. Go back, find that bartender, go find Jess, but don't do this. I know you. You're not strong enough.

Sam

We'll just have to see.

Why is this so important to you?

Sam

You know me. You know why. I'm not leaving my brother alone out there.

(picks up a knife and holds it out to Sam) I'm not gonna fight you. But this is your last chance. (Sam takes the knife.) Good luck. You're gonna need it. (Sam stabs him, absorbing his memories.)