Soulless Sam and Sam in “Unfinished Business”

My God. Am I really that gawky? Howdy.

Sam

This is impossible.

Cold. Try again.

Sam

I'm, uh... I'm hallucinating.

Warmer. But see, normally, you're awake when you're tripping balls.

Sam

I'm dreaming?

And someone just won a copy of the home game! We're inside your grapefruit Sam. Son, you've been juiced.

Sam

I-I don't remember anything.

Well, your BFF Cas brought the hell-wall tumbling down, and you, pathetic infant that you are, shattered into pieces. [Gestures to Sam] Piece. [Gestures to himself] Piece.

Sam

I, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Why would you? You're Jello, pal. Unlike me.

Sam

And what are you?

I'm not handicapped. I'm not saddled with a soul. In fact, I used to skipper this meat-boat for a while. It was smooth sailing. I was sharp. Strong. That is, till they crammed your soul back in. Now look at you. Same misty-eyed milksap you always were. That's because souls are weak. They're a liability. Now, nothing personal, but run the numbers. Someone's gotta take charge around here before it's too late.