Sam Winchester quotes from Supernatural

Sam

What new boss?

Crowley

Castiel, you giraffe.

Bobby

Is your boss?

Crowley

He's everybody's boss! What do you think he's going to do when he finds out we've been conspiring? You do... want to conspire, don't you?

Bobby

No, we want you to just stand there and look pretty.

Dean

That’s 12 hours straight. I’m calling that rested. Here - hydrate and, um, protein-ate.

Sam

Breakfast in bed.

Dean

Don’t get used to it.

Dean

Well now wait, I got it. Why would the Devil holodeck you a whole new life when he could just kick your ass all over the Cage?

Sam

‘Cause, as he puts it...

You can’t torture someone who has nothing left for you to take away.

Hallucifer

Very good, Sam.

Dean

Okay, fine. But this Malibu dream mansion that he, he, he makes for you to take away is this post-apocalyptic mess?

Hallucifer

It had to be a mess, Sam, or you wouldn’t believe it was your life.

Dean

Wait. Are you seeing him right now?

Dean

You know that he’s not real. Right?

Sam

He says the same thing about you.

Dean

Where's the pie?

Sam

You got cake. That's close enough, right?

Sam

Look I see the way you look at me Dean - like I'm a grenade and you're waiting for me to go off.

Dean

Sam...

Sam

I'm not going off. Look I might be a freak but that's not the same as dangerous.

Sam

(about the EMF meter) It's going crazy. Some kind of ghost maybe?

Dean

With a license? A license to kill!

Sam

Objection!

Grounds?

Sam

Witnesses being called without prior notice.

Dean

Good one!

Sam

I saw it on The Good Wife

Dean

You might see things different now, call it a runner’s high or something. But that doesn't mean something is going on with me. Okay?

Sam

Yeah, okay.

Dean

No, don’t say 'yeah, okay', like [mocks him] 'Yeah, okay'.

Sam

Yeah, okay.

Sam

Didn't realize you were such a spa expert.

Dean

Shut up. I observe with my eyes.

Dean

It's kind of like Bewitched. Don's Darrin, doesn't even know it, lots of laughs until you cheat on your wife

Sam

A Bewitched reference. Really?

Dean

Hey, Nicole Kidman was in the remake. Redhead, hello!

Dean

Nobody puts baby in a corner!

Sam

You know that's a line from...

Dean

Swayze movie! Swayze always gets a pass!

Sam

Dean...

Dean

Oh! He speaks.

You're the brothers from the --

Sam

Oh, no, no, no, no. The Winchester guys on the news a couple weeks back? No -- we get that a lot.

Dean

Yeah, no. Those depraved killers got put down like the dogs that they were. Us on the other hand, we're completely harmless.

Sam

I mean, how many crystal balls do you figure there are in Lily Dale?

Dean

Somewhere between 50 and, uh, all of them.

Dean

Yeah. See, there's, uh, fake whoo-whoo crap, and there's real whoo-whoo crap.

Well, yeah, but... ghosts?

Dean

Oh, trust me. There's a lot weirder out there than that.

So "The X-files" is real, or you just stopped talking like an FBI agent.

Sam

Well, um... we're not FBI agents.

I need a drink.

Dean

I support that.