Crowley quotes from Supernatural

Crowley

Please, I've sold sin to saints for centuries. You think I can't close one little demon?

Crowley

That swan dive of Sam's was a thing of beauty. Tens all the way around. Standing "o" from the Romanian judge. You should be proud, Bobby. As deaths go, it wasn't too shabby.

Crowley

Hello... [He looks up as the light fixture above him changes to a devil’s trap] Dick.

Crowley

Sorry, moose. Wish I could help. You certainly got a lot on your plate right now. It looks like you are well and truly... on your own.

Crowley

If you're gonna to make an omelet, sometimes you have to break some spines.

Crowley

It's all very West Side Story, but let's be logical. You look like hell, and I should know.

Crowley

What on earth could you possibly need now, Viggo? I've given you every torture instrument known to man. Short of a Neil Diamond album.

Crowley

I'm sexting you an address.

Crowley

What's the line? "Saving people, hunting things. The family business."

Crowley

Torture? Brilliant. Can't wait to see Sam in stilettos and a leather bustier really putting the S.A.M. into S & M.

Crowley

[to witch] Hello, darling. (the witch slightly burns herself trying to pass a warding sign) Sorry. This litter box is warded against everything, even wicked witches. Big fan. Love your work.

Crowley

How many times am I gonna have to say this? People in your general vicinity don't have much in the way of a life-span.

Crowley

Looks like we need a tiebreaker. Go get moose, squirrel... Unless... Unless, of course, you can't. That's why you're here, isn't it? The poor giant baby's in trouble again, isn't he?

Crowley

You're good... But I'm Crowley.

Crowley

You're lying to Sam like he's your wife, which kind of makes me your mistress.