Balthazar quotes from Supernatural

Balthazar

Sorry, you have me confused with the other angel. You know, the one in the dirty trench coat who's in love with you. I don't care.

Balthazar

Holy fire. You hairless ape! Release me!

Dean

First you're taking your marker off of Aaron Birch's soul.

Balthazar

Am I?

Dean

Sam!

Sam

Unless you like your wings extra crispy, I'd think about it.

Balthazar

Castiel, I stood for you in Heaven. Are you gonna let these two-

Castiel

I believe the hairless ape has the floor.

Sam

Why?

Balthazar

Why what?

Dean

Why did you unsink the ship?

Balthazar

Because I hated the movie.

Dean

What movie?

Balthazar

Exactly.

Sam

Wait. So you saved a cruise liner because...?

Balthazar

Because that god-awful Celine Dion song made me wanna smite myself!

Sam

Who's Celine Dion?

Balthazar

Oh, she's a destitute lounge singer somewhere in Quebec, and let's keep it that way, please.

Balthazar

I know I'm going to live to regret this, but... I'm officially... on your team. You bastards.

Dean

And we should believe you why?

Balthazar

Would you believe I had a shred of decency?

Sam

No.

Balthazar

Aww. That hurts. Okay. You're right.