Garth quotes from Supernatural

Garth

He said you’d be all surly and premenstrual working with me.

Garth

Uh, here's the plan. I drop this lady at my cousin's. He'll stop anything trying to get her. We, uh, find Sam, hopefully fix this, everybody's home in time for "America's Got Talent." Now, you -- you'll be living with a tri-racial paraplegic sniper until this all blows over, okay?

Garth

Alright Jenny G, your ganking days are over. You've been Garthed.

Garth

No, how is that possible? I Garthed her!

Garth

That's Dean. Now, he could start a fight in an empty house, but deep down inside, he's just a big ol' Teddy bear. And Sam here.. Sam can be a bit insecure at times, but for a good reason.

Garth

Yeah, because you two came busting in here like a house on fire. Guns waving, the jawlines and the hair -- it's very intimidating! What'd you expect?

Garth

Cause Mr. Fizzles thinks that you're (deep voice) lying!

Dean

Put Mr. Fizzles away or Mr. Fizzles gonna go where the sun don't shine!

(suddenly) I drank a grown up drink!

Dean

What you mean like coffee?

(shakes her head)

Dean

(confused) Alcohol?

(starts panicking) It was an accident! Help me Mr. Fizzles! Don't let them take me away!

Sam

Have either of you ever heard of Thighslapper Ale?

Garth

Is that a stripper or a beverage?

Dean

Wow, party on, Garth.

Garth

I don't even usually drink beer. It messes with my depth perception - especially when I skinny dip.

Garth

Can I have some more Thighslapper?

Sam

No!

Dean

No - coffee for you Tara Reid.

Garth

I'm concerned Bobby might be haunting you guys. I brought it up with Dean but he shot me down.

Dean

Garth, leave it alone.

Sam

It's okay.

Dean

No, it's far from okay.

Sam

I already tried contacting Bobby-when that beer disappeared, I took out a talking board.

Dean

Without me?

Sam

I figured why drag you in, when it was something I could just put to bed myself.

Dean

And?

Sam

And if he was there, I'd have told you.

Sam

Hold up. Are you the new Bobby?

Dean

(to Sam) You shut your mouth.

Garth

Yeah.

Dean

(to Garth) You shut your mouth. What?!?

Dean

I was in Purgatory.

Garth

Like the Purgatory Purgatory?

Dean

No, the one in Miami.

Garth

Man, that's balls

Dean

That's not how you say "balls."

Dean

What, you--you were a dentist?

Garth

Yeah, just for like, for a hot minute. Where did you think I got my first case?

Dean

Let me guess--Tooth Fairy.

Garth

Yeah. Man, I felt terrible when I ganked that SOB.

Sam

Uh, you killed the Toothy Fairy?

Garth

Yeah, man. I mean, not my proudest moment. But it happened.

Dean

You never even wanted this life. Always blamed me for pulling you back into it.... Everything you've ever done since you climbed into my ride has been to deceive me.

Sam

What do you want me to say? That I've made mistakes? I've made mistakes, Dean.

Garth

That's not Dean, Sam.

Dean

Mistakes? Well, let's go through some of Sammy's greatest hits. Drinking demon blood? Check. Being in cahoots with Ruby? Not telling me that you lost your soul? Or how about running around with Samuel for a whole year, letting me think that you were dead while you were doing all kinds of crazy? Those aren't mistakes, Sam. Those are choices!

Sam

Alright, you said. We've both played a little fast and loose.

Dean

Yeah, I might have lied. But I never once betrayed you. I never once left you to die. And for what? A girl? You left me to die for a girl?