Rufus quotes from Supernatural

Rufus

You do her ear?

Dean

Hey man, I'll try anything once, but I don't know, that sounds uncomfortable.

Rufus

So you just happened to have a bamboo dagger blessed by a Shinto priest laying around.

Bobby

Wood chipper.

Rufus

Oh... okie dokie, wood chipper. That-that pretty much trumps...everything.

Sam

You saying he wasn't a monster when I ganked him?

Rufus

One way to find out. Bobby, you got a cranial saw in the car?

Bobby

Of course.

Rufus

I don't know, Bobby. I mean, you really wanna get stuck? Turn into some ghost?

Bobby

I know what I'm doing, Rufus.

Rufus

Yeah, yeah, you're thinking you can help those boys. But how many spirits you meet in their right mind? Some hunter's gonna cut you down.

Bobby

Whose side are you on?

Bobby... you've helped. You got handed a small, unremarkable life, and you did something with it. Most men like you die of liver disease, watching Barney Miller reruns. You've done enough. Believe me.

Bobby

I don't care.

Why?

Bobby

Because they're my boys.

Excuse me! What are you gentlemen here for?

Bobby

FBI, ma'am. Special Agent Riggs, my partner Special Agent Murtaugh, we're on official FBI business, nothing to worry about.

Well, I'm in charge of the neighborhood watch here sir, I would like to know what this official business is you're here about.

Rufus

It's officially none of your damn business, ma'am.

Bobby

Were you ever nice?

Rufus

1985. Worst year of my life.

Rufus

Wait, what, my turn? Yo, Bobby. Read my lips, Bobby: I cannot help you, alright? It is Sabbath.

Bobby

It's after sundown, so get to diggin'.

Dean

There's a case down in Goodlettsville, Tennessee. Bobby had a call from another hunter, a guy named Harvey. He was hunting a case, house was rumored to be chock full of poltergeists. But he couldn't find the bones to burn, so he calls Bobby for backup. Bobby high-tails it down there, he goes into the house, buckshots, guns blazin'—

Rufus

No, no, no, no, no! Do not tell me how you tell it. Tell me how it really happened.

Bobby

I stepped one foot inside that house, and filled my drawers. You could feel the badness, Rufus. I found Harv on the floor, in a coma. I tried to help, but he looked like he'd been there for days. And then I heard footsteps. I was trapped. But I had this old Celtic sigil. Sort of a 'break glass in case of emergency' sort of thing. Supposed to trap monsters, but to be honest, the damn thing never worked before. But it was all I had, so I started. And this house is bad juju, it just got a hell of a lot worse. Then I finished the sigil, and once I did, the house went back to normal.