Meg Masters quotes from Supernatural

Meg

Well, I've lied....a lot. I've stolen. I've lusted. And the other day I met this man — a nice guy, you know? And we had a really good chat....sort of like this. Then I slit his throat and ripped his heart out through his chest. Does that make me a bad person?

Meg

It wasn't just me, Dean. I had a sister. A little sister. She worshiped me You know how little siblings are, right? How they'll do anything for you. She was never the same after I disappeared. She just... she just got lost. And when my body was lying there in the morgue, beat up? Broken? Do you know what that did to her? She killed herself! Because of you, Dean! Because all you were thinking about was your family! Your revenge and your demons! 50 words of Latin a little sooner and I'd still be alive, my baby sister would still be alive!

Meg

I've figured out one thing about this world... Just one, pretty much. You find a cause and you serve it. Give yourself over, and it orders your life.

Meg

[to Dean about Castiel] Go ask him, he was your boyfriend first.

Meg

Aren't you a little short to be a storm trooper?

Meg

Hi, I'm Meg. I'm a demon.

Meg

[to Sam] You know, I get why Crowley calls you "Moose" now.

Meg

[to Crowley] No Cass in the backseat. Your stone is long gone!

Meg

John, you made it. Too bad, really. I was hoping to kill more of your friends.

John

Sorry to disappoint.

Meg

I can see where your boys get their good looks. But I must admit, considering what they say about you, I thought you'd be...taller. [John says nothing] Well, aren't you the chatty one? You wanna get to business? Fine. Why don't you hand over the gun?

John

If I give you the gun, how do I get out of here?

Meg

Well, if you're as good as they say you are, I'm sure you'll figure something out.

John

Maybe I'll just shoot you.

Meg

You wanna shoot me, baby? Go ahead. It won't end anything. There's more where I came from.

Meg

You're dead, John. Your boys are dead.

John

I never used the gun, how could I know it wouldn't work?

Meg

I am so not in the mood for this, I've just been shot!

John

Well then, I guess you're lucky the gun wasn't real.

Meg

That's funny, John. We're gonna strip the skin from your bones, but that was funny.

Meg

No more crap, okay? [demonically throws Dean against the wall] I want the Colt, Sam — the real Colt. Right now.

Sam

We don’t have it on us. We buried it.

Meg

Didn't I say, "No more crap"? I swear, after everything I heard about you Winchesters, I've got to tell you, I'm a little underwhelmed. First, Johnny tries to pawn off a fake gun, and then he leaves the real gun with you two chuckleheads. Lackluster men. I mean, did you really think I wouldn't find you?

Dean

Actually, we were counting on it. [gestures to the demon trap above her] Gotcha.

Meg

Dean Winchester, still so bossy. You don't recognize me? This is what I looked like before that demon cut off my hair and dressed me like a slut.

Dean

Meg?

Meg

Hi! It's okay, I'm not a demon.

Dean

You're the girl the demon possessed.

Meg

Meg Masters. Nice to finally talk to you when I'm not, you know, choking on my own blood. It's okay. Seriously, I'm just a college girl... sorry, was. I was walking home one night and got jumped by all this smoke. Next thing you know, I'm a prisoner... in here. You know I was awake? I had to watch while she murdered people.

Dean

Sorry.

Meg

Oh, yeah, so sorry you had me thrown off a building.

Dean

Well, we thought...

Meg

No, you didn't think. I kept waiting, praying, I was trapped in there, screaming at you, "Just help me, please!" You're supposed to help people, Dean, why didn't you help me?

Dean

I'm sorry.

Meg

Stop saying you're sorry.

Meg

You're an angel.

I'm sorry - is that a flirtation?

Meg

He would know. You used to fight together. Bestest friends actually.

We were friends? Am I Cass?

Dean

This ain't going to go well.

Meg

I dunno, I believe in the little tree topper.

Meg

[On phone] What up, Bullwinkle? Just a little FYI call. Your boy's awake.

Sam

What? [to Dean] Cas is awake.

Dean

When? [Sam puts the phone on speaker] When?

Meg

Last night about eight.

Dean

And you waited till now to call us?

Meg

I've been busy with Cas. He's just a tad different than when he dozed off, 'kay?

Dean

What do you mean, different?

Meg

Hey, Seacrest, guess what – not a nurse. Just playing one on TV. Want answers? Start driving.