Tony quotes from SummerSlam

There was no call for that! The name of this sport is Wrestling. You wrestle inside the ring. This guy is a lunatic, I don't like him, he goes by his own rules, he don't listen to nothing.

But Jesse, he's bought all this on himself. With Bobby Heenan pulling the leg, with Andre the Giant trying to choke out the Ultimate Warrior, you gotta expect a guy like the Warrior to take matters into your own hands.

And that means out to the floor. [Ultimate Warrior grabs the IC title and hits Rick Rude in the back with it] Hitting him with the belt?! This should be a disqualfication! That's an disqualfication!! Where is the hell the referee?!

That's outside of the ring Jesse.

So what?!

As much as it can just be a countout here.

What are you going to tell me Schiavone? You can shoot somebody outside the ring? As long as it's outside the ring? You know, you're even dumber than Monsoon! I thought Monsoon was the stupidest guy alive.

Ladies and gentlemen, at this time, I am pleased to announce that we have a very special guest. A surprise ring announcer, let's welcome Rugged Ronnie Garvin!

What?!

Ho ho ho! What about that Jesse?

What is the purpose of this? The guy gets banned from refereeing, he gets banned from wrestling, now he's going to be a ring announcer?

Well I think we better hear what he has to say. Why not?

Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall.

He does a good job.

He's reading cue cards.

Well, there's nothing wrong with that.

Coming down the aisle, weighing 275 pounds, the Mighty Hercules!

The fans on their feet. As Rugged Ronnie Garvin makes the announcement, the Mighty Hercules making his way to the ring and quite personally Jesse, I can't wait to hear this introduction from Rugged Ronnie Garvin.

It ought to be interesting.

His so called opponent,

"So called opponent"?

Well, that's an opinion.

coming to the ring with that little pip squeak, poor excuse of a manager. The big mouth of the south, Jimmy Hart. Here's a man who says he's from Seattle Washington. He claims to weigh 249 pounds. To me, he looks like he's overweight by 30 pounds!

How dare him do that as an announcer!

This individual who can't think for himself and when he goes to his wimpy manager for advice, little Jimmy can't give him any!

I think Ronnie Garvin's a punk!

He's the only wrestler I've seen with two left feet! Wears a robe with cheap rhinestones! Can't tell whether he's coming or going! Made the biggest mistake of his life when he asked for me to be reinstated, Greg "The Hammer" Valentine!

And Jesse Ventura, there is a power stronger than Zeus and it's called Hulkamania!

Yeah sure Schiavone. It's called foreign object, that's what it's called. Hogan had to use an illegal foreign object to win this match. And if that's what the Hulkamaniacs advocate, well they can stick it!

(to Sensational Sherri) Well it's back to the cauldron for you young lady.

And then, to top it all off, Hogan has to beat up a woman!

(to Elizabeth) Well Jesse, there's a real woman for you right there.

There's a gold digger right there.