Ladies and gentlemen, at this time, I am pleased to announce that we have a very special guest. A surprise ring announcer, let's welcome Rugged Ronnie Garvin!
What?!
Ho ho ho! What about that Jesse?
What is the purpose of this? The guy gets banned from refereeing, he gets banned from wrestling, now he's going to be a ring announcer?
Well I think we better hear what he has to say. Why not?
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall.
He does a good job.
He's reading cue cards.
Well, there's nothing wrong with that.
Coming down the aisle, weighing 275 pounds, the Mighty Hercules!
The fans on their feet. As Rugged Ronnie Garvin makes the announcement, the Mighty Hercules making his way to the ring and quite personally Jesse, I can't wait to hear this introduction from Rugged Ronnie Garvin.
It ought to be interesting.
His so called opponent,
"So called opponent"?
Well, that's an opinion.
coming to the ring with that little pip squeak, poor excuse of a manager. The big mouth of the south, Jimmy Hart. Here's a man who says he's from Seattle Washington. He claims to weigh 249 pounds. To me, he looks like he's overweight by 30 pounds!
How dare him do that as an announcer!
This individual who can't think for himself and when he goes to his wimpy manager for advice, little Jimmy can't give him any!
I think Ronnie Garvin's a punk!
He's the only wrestler I've seen with two left feet! Wears a robe with cheap rhinestones! Can't tell whether he's coming or going! Made the biggest mistake of his life when he asked for me to be reinstated, Greg "The Hammer" Valentine!
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