If the instrument is broken, the music will be sour.
The music does not play the musician.
Normally there is truth in that.
Really? Good. Cause I really didn't have any idea what I was talking about.
S4 E17Absolute Power
Something on your mind?
Your behavior, as a matter of fact.
What about it?
Well, for starters, who gave you the authority to give orders around here?
Actually, the Pentagon.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Oma teach you that?
Television.
Glad I've been such a positive influence.
Oma teaches the true nature of man is decided in the battle between the conscious mind and the desires of the subconscious, Oma teaches the evil of my subconscious is too strong to resist. The only way to win is to deny it battle.
[Jack is coming to visit Samantha in the jail]
I have talked to everyone I know. No one's answering my calls, responding to my e-mails, even my letters.
Because they think you're nuts.
S4 E18The Light
What are we looking for?
The 'off' switch.
What is wrong with this thing? This thing isn't working.
Did you check the batteries?
From what I've been able to translate so far with Loren's help, the Goa'uld used to use this place as some sort of, opium den. The only difference is their symbiotes must have kept the host's mind chemically balanced once they left.
Then it is most likely I will be able to leave this planet.
Oh how nice for you.
[enters Loran's room] Nice digs. Kind of reminds me of my first apartment. How are the people upstairs?
How long were we standing here?
I'm not sure. Long enough to figure out how to translate the writings on this thing, so...
That long?
Yeah, well, perception of time is one of the first things to go when you're... high.
[Holding up a toy gun] Children of the Tau'ri are also fond of colorful weapons that do not function.
Be a good excuse for you.
Huh?
To do nothing for a while.
What?
Forget it.
That would be forget it SIR.
Oh please, you think I'm keeping that up if we're stuck here forever?
Listen Major.
No way.
That's no way COLONEL.
I'm supposed to accept that. That's the way it's gonna be?
That's the way it is.
What difference does it make. It's not up to you.
Carter! You're in withdrawal.
Oh I'm in withdrawal?
Yes. So am I.
S4 E19Prodigy
Are you ready, O'Neill?
No. Give me a warning.
I am going to shoot you.
I was thinking more along the lines of "on three." One—
[Teal'c shoots O'Neill with a Zat'nik'tel. O'Neill falls to the floor]
[in pain] Two!...God, I said on three. God.
[O'Neill enters General Hammond's office. Hammond is having a discussion with General Michael E. Ryan.]
I'd like to talk to you about this mission upon which we're about to embark. It seems... a bit ridiculous, doesn't it?
[General Hammond does not respond. After a short pause, O'Neill turns to General Ryan]
So what brings you to our little secret base, sir?
GRGen. Ryan
That would be the ridiculous mission you just mentioned.
[Slight pause, O'Neill looks uncomfortable]
The General Ryan?
GRGen. Ryan
I've read a lot about you Colonel.
[tentatively] Yes, Sir?
GRGen. Ryan
Thus far, we like your work.
Thank you Sir! I like yours. Your Air Force. The Air Force. I love the Air Force...
GHGen. Hammond
Anything else, Colonel?
No, sir. Well, actually, I'd like to know how Daniel and Carter got out of this...very important mission.
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