Are you ready, O'Neill?
No. Give me a warning.
I am going to shoot you.
I was thinking more along the lines of "on three." One—
[Teal'c shoots O'Neill with a Zat'nik'tel. O'Neill falls to the floor]
[in pain] Two!...God, I said on three. God.
“Prodigy” · Season 4, Episode 19
In this episode: Jack O'Neill (8), Samantha Carter (3), Cadet Hailey (3), Hamilton (3), Teal'c (1), George Hammond (1)
[O'Neill enters General Hammond's office. Hammond is having a discussion with General Michael E. Ryan.]
I'd like to talk to you about this mission upon which we're about to embark. It seems... a bit ridiculous, doesn't it?
[General Hammond does not respond. After a short pause, O'Neill turns to General Ryan]
So what brings you to our little secret base, sir?
GRGen. Ryan
That would be the ridiculous mission you just mentioned.
[Slight pause, O'Neill looks uncomfortable]
The General Ryan?
GRGen. Ryan
I've read a lot about you Colonel.
[tentatively] Yes, Sir?
GRGen. Ryan
Thus far, we like your work.
Thank you Sir! I like yours. Your Air Force. The Air Force. I love the Air Force...
GHGen. Hammond
Anything else, Colonel?
No, sir. Well, actually, I'd like to know how Daniel and Carter got out of this...very important mission.
Colonel O'Neill doesn't have a clue what we're trying to accomplish here, he's too busy polishing his M16.
Actually, it's a P90.
When I agreed to this assignment I was under the impression that I was going to be in charge.
You are in charge. Of the other scientists.
What were you thinking, breaking the nose of an upperclassman like that?
Swing high?
[Carter and Hailey come through the Stargate as O'Neill greets them]
Sir, I'd like you to meet Cadet Hailey.
Cadet. Welcome to 862. How was your trip?
[in shock] It was a...a trip, sir.
It always is.
I've been going over Dr. Thompson's astronomical observations. Did you know this moon wasn't even formed from the original accretion disk of the planet?
No, but I suspected.
As soon as I get the Gate open, head straight for it. Don't bring anything with you.
Oh no we can't leave behind weeks of research.
Carter, if he so much as brings a file folder, shoot him!
Yes Sir.
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