Did you notice anything peculiar about him, sir?
GOGen. O'Neill
I thought it odd he was shooting up the Gate room.
S8 E3Lockdown
And your condition?
Not so good. But not so bad as the time I went drinking with Gen. Daskaivitch in Novgorod. That was worse headache.
Who shot me?!
[O'Neill exchanges very uncomfortable looks with Carter and Teal'c]
GOGen. O'Neill
You were shooting up the Gate room...
GOGen. O'Neill
You're not supposed to be walking around.
It's my arm.
GOGen. O'Neill
You were shot.
Yeah. You shot me.
GOGen. O'Neill
Not my point.
Are you being discharged?
Yeah, Dr. Brightman caught me stealing jello from the other patients' trays, so she kicked me outta here.
GOGen. O'Neill
He can pass through walls, Carter. He's welcome to leave any time.
[O'Neill has collapsed at the foot of the Gate's ramp]
GOGen. O'Neill
I'm okay! ...ish.
S8 E4Zero Hour
GOGen. O'Neill
WALTER!
Sorry, sir. General O'Neill, Mark Gilmore. He's your new administrative aide.
General.
GOGen. O'Neill
Did I order one of this--
[answers quickly before the question is finished] No, sir.
GOGen. O'Neill
Do I really need--
Yes, sir.
[regarding Jack] Well, he's not like other generals.
Actually, he's not like other people.
General.
GOGen. O'Neill
Colonel! We've all met.
Yes, actually, we know each other's life stories.
GOGen. O'Neill
That snippiness?
Is that a word?
[Regarding the alien plant that's taken over a lab]
Well, the good news is, it hasn't eaten anybody yet.
GOGen. O'Neill
[sarcastically] Well, thank you, Seymour.
You have one day
GOGen. O'Neill
Is that like one Earth day, or...?
You dare mock me?
GOGen. O'Neill
Ba'al, come on! You should know. Of course I dare mock you.
You have one more day. [Ba'al's hologram disappears]
Is it really wise to provoke him?
GOGen. O'Neill
It's what I do.
Gamma radiation seems to work. We're preparing a method of delivering a strong enough level to the entire base all at once. Now, non-essential personnels are gonna have to be evacuated, everyone else's gonna have to wear protective suits. You have to get General O'Neill to sign off on this right away.
You know he hasn't slept in over two days.
Yeah, that's why I'm asking you to do it.
Right.
GOGen. O'Neill
When you couldn't figure out what the Ancient device was for, you tampered with the power source so nobody else could.
I did nothing of the kind.
GOGen. O'Neill
Cammy...
...Worth a try.
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