Stargate SG-1 · Season 10, Episode 6
“200” · Season 10, Episode 6
In this episode: Daniel Jackson (11), Samantha Carter (10), Martin Lloyd (8), Teal'c (7), Cameron Mitchell (7), Vala Mal Doran (7), Jack O'Neill (5), Puppet Gen. Hammond (3)
Okay, how 'bout this: We're in a cloaked cargoship on a simple 3 hour reconnaissance mission...
Gilligan's Island, right?
You got that from 3 hour reconnaissance mission?
Here's a advice: if you're gonna rip something off, pick something a bit more obscure.
[Vala is imagining SG-1 as characters in Farscape.]
Call me farhbot, but they're going to have our mivonks on a platter if we don't starburst the draz out of here.
The cluster's been damaged! We're not going anywhere!
Oh, dren!
Hezmana!
Frell!
Aw, son of a hazmot!
Yotz!
I'm pretty sure I have read all the reports recently.
Actually you haven't read 30185.
30185? ... What's that?
We can't tell you.
What do you mean you can't tell me? I have the highest security clearance known to mankind! What–what is 30185?
We were sworn to secrecy.
Well, why even mention it to me if you're not going to tell me what it is?
Sorry.
Can you tell me?
Oh yeah, we can tell you.
Well, it has to do with the time that the gate sent us back to 1969.
Well, that can't have anything to do with me, I wasn't born 'til a year later.
Actually, it was nine months before he was born.
What?
You have to remember, it was the Sixties...
C'mon, you have to have known that Jack's always taken an interest in your life.
Jack? ...O'Neill?
Indeed.
Remember when you were chosen for the 302 program even though you didn't think you should get in? How about when you were chosen for SG-1?
[laughing] Wait. Are you saying that Jack O'Neill is...
...my daddy?
All starting to make sense now, isn't it?
Awww, I'm being Punk'd, aren't I?
[Referring to the Stargate]
We created this multi-billion dollar facility under Cheyenne Mountain so that we can use this thing. Anyone know how?
And now, what this team needs is a leader, someone who'll laugh in the face of his enemy, even when it's inappropriate… Colonel Jack O'Neill.
I thought I told you I was retired.
Oh, I thought you said you were tired.
Well, as a matter of fact, I am a little tired...
Well, There's no time for that now, you've got a team to command.
Right!
[Just before dialing the Stargate]
Sergeant, make it spin!
Spin? Sir.... it doesn't spin.
What? It has to spin, it's round. Spinning is so much cooler than not spinning. I am the General, and I want it to spin! Now!
[This may be a reference to the Atlantis Stargates, which don't spin and cannot be dialed manually.]
[The crew suggested to replace the actors with puppets.]
[sarcastically] Yeaaah...that will work...a whole movie made with puppets...
I was just sayi...
Maybe we can have Puppet O'Neill jump over a puppet shark on a one-third scale motorcycle!
I don't get it.
I'm talking about ...a twist; something nobody's expecting!
[walks in the door] You mean something like this?
Wow, I don't think anybody will see that coming.
Nope, there'll be spoilers.
Are you kidding? It'll be in the commercial.
[Carter was correct; the scene in which O'Neill appears was part of the commercial for "200"]
[Teal'c pitches a story to Martin Lloyd]
When it comes to fighting crime, there's only one man keepin' the street safe, while keepin' it real.
[Teal'c, dressed in a trenchcoat and fedora, pitches a guy through a glass door. He steps through the broken door, looks down at the unconscious guy and strokes the brim of his hat]
In-deed.
Teal'c PI, coming this fall.
[Cut to a shot of Martin Lloyd, looking patronizing]
I love it...
[Shot of Teal'c looking pleased]
...I'm just not sure the studio will...uh...
[Shot of Teal'c looking vaguely threatening, leaning toward Martin]
Whoops, there's my phone... [he puts his phone to his ear] ...go for Marty... [he scurries off]
[O'Neill and Jackson are waiting at an altar, O'Neill as the groom and Jackson as the best man]
You know, if she doesn't show, people are going to think that…you and I are…
What?
[A possible reference to slash shippers.]
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