Lt. Col. Mitchell, Lt. Col. Carter and others in “Unfinished Business”

I'm pretty sure I have read all the reports recently.

Actually you haven't read 30185.

30185? ... What's that?

We can't tell you.

What do you mean you can't tell me? I have the highest security clearance known to mankind! What–what is 30185?

We were sworn to secrecy.

Well, why even mention it to me if you're not going to tell me what it is?

Sorry.

Can you tell me?

Oh yeah, we can tell you.

Well, it has to do with the time that the gate sent us back to 1969.

Well, that can't have anything to do with me, I wasn't born 'til a year later.

Actually, it was nine months before he was born.

What?

You have to remember, it was the Sixties...

C'mon, you have to have known that Jack's always taken an interest in your life.

Jack? ...O'Neill?

Indeed.

Remember when you were chosen for the 302 program even though you didn't think you should get in? How about when you were chosen for SG-1?

[laughing] Wait. Are you saying that Jack O'Neill is...

...my daddy?

All starting to make sense now, isn't it?

Awww, I'm being Punk'd, aren't I?