Shaxs quotes from Star Trek: Lower Decks

Hey, no need for this. We're licensed businessmen.

Shaxs

Oh really? You have a permit?

Yes, a permit to whip you!

Shaxs

Oh, Mariner, what's happening?

Beckett Mariner

Those two beautiful, nerdy men are negotiating us to safety using the power of math.

Shaxs

Your pagh is weak, and it disgusts me!

I don't even know what that is, but I don't like your tone!

Shaxs

Take your neverending bonfire of rage and bury it in the clay.

Get out of here, rage!

Put it in the clay, Papa Bear, put it in the clay.

Shaxs

I'm going to fight! I'm going to get revenge! I'm… going to make a cute little ashtray for my incense. It's going to look like a puppy.

Ooh, a puppy!

Colonel Kira Nerys

I know this scarred old barrow-bug! How are you, Shaxs? [she and Shaxs clasp hands]

Lieutenant Shaxs

Any day not living under Cardassian rule is a good one.

Colonel Kira Nerys

We were in the resistance together. He saved my life during a raid on the Haru outposts. I still owe you for that one.

Lieutenant Shaxs

No you don't. She saved my life when we were ambushed at Vannakur.

Colonel Kira Nerys

Yeah, because I owed you for pulling me out of that plasma storm in the Badlands!

Lieutenant Shaxs

We wouldn't have even made it to the Badlands if you hadn't sprung me from that prison transport!

Colonel Kira Nerys

You sprung me from one the week before!

Lieutenant Shaxs

That one didn't count! We were both locked up! Come on!

Shaxs

We're in charge of protecting the crew. Sometimes that means grappling with enemy invaders, other times it means protecting your emotional wellbeing. Either way, security has your back.

Brad Boimler

Wow, I didn't know you had such a holistic view of the job.

Shaxs

What, did you think we sat round all day practicing phasering people? Where's the help in that?