Beckett Mariner quotes from Star Trek: Lower Decks

Beckett Mariner

Ooh, this is the new shuttle with blast shield! Yeeah! It's a blast shield, it's a blast shield. And it comes down, and it goes up. Blast shield!

Beckett Mariner

Look at us! Lower decks, breaching protocol together. Friendship!

Beckett Mariner

[surrounded by angry Gelrakians] Ah, circled by spears, this is a classic! What am I, Kirk? Is this the 2260s?

Beckett Mariner

Wake me up if it turns into something I need to care about.

Beckett Mariner

I never get to clean the conference room.

Beckett Mariner

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

Beckett Mariner

Our revels now are ended.

Beckett Mariner

Well, that's Starfleet. Good at observing and bad at maintaining.

Beckett Mariner

I used to sneak away and do all sort of little, off-the-books side missions without cluing her in. Now, that's impossible. She's so happy. It's very sweet. But I am losing my mind. I don't know how much longer I can do this.

Beckett Mariner

You snuck off in the middle of my shift without saying goodbye! You know who my best friend is now? My mom! It sucks! It's like work.

Beckett Mariner

What up? We doing sci-fi stuff today?

Beckett Mariner

Okay, I'm sorry I left you on Ceti Alpha. I really thought there was life there.

Beckett Mariner

Boimler's my number one, now he has to grow a beard!

Beckett Mariner

Who among us hasn't been pooped out by an alien creature?

Beckett Mariner

Hang tight, Tendi! Don't get digested!