Brad Boimler quotes from Star Trek: Lower Decks

Brad Boimler

You're a great captain. Let them be a great crew.

Brad Boimler

We are so getting fired for this.

Brad Boimler

If this was actually happening, they'd send the Enterprise. But, you know. Artistic license.

Oh my God, Mariner, you gotta get me out of here. They keep showing me lights!

Brad Boimler

We spend all of our time with Mariner. Pretty sure we'd know if she was the perfect weapon. Most of the time, she's napping.

Brad Boimler

Computer, taffy, honey, shrimp, soda, corn, steak, chicken nugget, crispy lemon rock candy, chili, gravy, chocolate sundae! HOT!

Boimler

[having been assimilated] There is no Boimler. I am Excretus of Borg.

Boimler

Oh yeah! That's right! Boimler's the Borg man!

Brad Boimler

Every ship in the fleet depends on officers like us to keep them running. The bridge crew is maybe the ones you hear about but, trust me, the real action begins on the lower decks.

Brad Boimler

They're all from moons. Look at them. Probably talking about tides and werewolves... I was so close!

Brad Boimler

Without Starfleet, none of you would exist! We don't wanna protect you from the Klingons and the Borg! We just wanna explore and study (bleep)ing quasars! But you know what? It's the right thing to do!

Brad Boimler

[confronting the Wadi booth] You're always getting people trapped inside of games! Stop trapping people inside of games!

Brad Boimler

The Doctor didn't spend seven years in the Delta Quadrant for you (bleep)s to question his agency! He's got rights!

Brad Boimler

Don't doubt me! I failed the Kobayashi Maru seventeen times, mother(bleep)ers!

Brad Boimler

It is possible to do everything right and still get your away team kidnapped by the corporate elite.