Will Riker quotes from Star Trek: Lower Decks

I'm sorry I'm late, I was watching the first Enterprise on the holodeck. You know, Archer and those guys? What a story. Those guys had a long road getting from there to here.

Give me warp in the factor of five, six, seven, eight!

I LOVE MY JOB!

Mr. Boimler, attack pattern delta! Target the aft shields. Let's see how these Pakleds do with their aft hanging out!

Carol! I guess those Cali-class ships can hold their own longer than people say.

Carol Freeman

Thanks for the assist, captain.

No need to be so formal. You know, I was her mentor.

Carol Freeman

Uh, yeah, well I remember it differently.

You were sort of my cha'DIch! We used to get in so much trouble!

Carol Freeman

'We'?"

Red alert! A Pakled party, and I wasn't invited?

Beckett Mariner

[exhales in relief] Hoo! It's about time you showed up, Will.

Mariner! This makes us even.

Brad Boimler

[to Mariner] You know Riker??

Beckett Mariner

Yeah. Who do you think hooks me up with all my contraband? Dude is flush with Romulan ale and–

I'm sorry, what was that?

Uh, heh...uh, we're still at Red Alert! Target those ships and fire!

We're talking about this later. [Riker sheepishly smiles]

Hey, how about you buy me a drink? You know, since we're even? Remember? The thing with the aliens where I saved your ass?

Beckett Mariner

We are not even, and we don't use money. What happened to you, man? You used to be sharp.

Red alert! I'm starting to think this jam session's got too many licks and not enough comp!

Brad Boimler

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!

Hey, I wish I could be on a ship that's exploring and solving science mysteries instead of nonstop fighting.

Brad Boimler

Like on the D?

Exactly. Damn, do I miss that ship. Enjoy it while you have it, Bradward.

Brad Boimler

I will, sir.