Andy Billups quotes from Star Trek: Lower Decks

Andy Billups

Mr. Rutherford, you're with me. It's time to prove to my mother that I'm more than a royal stud.

Andy Billups

Mother! If you're planning on tricking me into intercourse, think again. The only lady I love is two decks tall and pumped full of dilithium.

Andy Billups

By Hysperian law, if I lose my virginity, then I automatically become king. I'd have to resign from Starfleet and take the throne.

Shaxs

Barstools hurt my back.

Andy Billups

You're not sitting on them right.

Shaxs

Not sitting on them right? I've killed better men for less.

Andy Billups

No, you haven't.

Shaxs

Well, I've threatened to kill better men for about the same.

If we fire on them, it's an act of war.

Shaxs

I advise we fire on them!

Hysperia? That's the planet with the dragons that got colonized by all those Ren Faire types! Did you grow up in a castle?

Andy Billups

Yes. But a life of mythical adventure can't compare to working on the old impulse engine.

Son, are you saying the problem is beyond your engineering acumen?

Andy Billups

No, no, okay no. We'll just have to run a full diagnostic from the bottom up.

You can run your full diagnostic along my bottom up, my liege.

Andy Billups

Faking your death? Blowing up your own ship? This is a new low, mother.

A meager price to pay to get you on the throne.

Andy Billups

I love Starfleet. Okay, and I don't want to live in a castle with pet dragons and all the mutton I can eat. You need to accept the fact that I'll be a virgin for the rest of my life.

Well, we'll see about that.