Captain Carol Freeman quotes from Star Trek: Lower Decks

Captain Carol Freeman

I’ve really got to think of something cool to say when we’re going to warp… something like, “it’s warp time.” What do you think of that? Was that good for you?

Captain Carol Freeman

Repel all intruders, but do not use it as an excuse to stop doing what you are doing! I want you to stay on track, and on time. It's called multitasking, people! They do it on the Enterprise all the time! I don't want to hear any complaining, I only want to hear repelling of intruders, and people getting their work done!

Captain Carol Freeman

Full stop, mister. This my ship!

Captain Carol Freeman

Our ship might not be the biggest, and we might do the missions nobody else wants, but we are still Starfleet. My crew deals with just as much **** as Picard's or any other. We might be California class, but we are the best at what we do. I'm Captain Carol Freeman. This is my crew. And you are letting us into that party!

Freeman

I don't know why I keep giving alien street food a chance. It's always such a gamble.

Captain Carol Freeman

[having a nervous breakdown due to the antics of the Cerritos' engineering team] Engineers! All of them! All of them are all goddamn Geordi La Forges!

T'Ana

We need to get this man to sickbay immediately! He is very important!

Captain Carol Freeman

What makes him so special?

T'Ana

Nothing. He's worthless. It's the slime, captain. He's covered in slime that could save us all!

Captain Carol Freeman

Everyone, protect this slime!

Captain Carol Freeman

This ship is a joke!

Jack Ransom

Well, then we're the funniest joke in all of Starfleet.

Captain Carol Freeman

If you ever disrespect me like that again, I'll skip the court martial and blow you out the airlock!

Beckett Mariner

Cool. Well, live long and prosper.

Captain Carol Freeman

Don't you give me that sarcastic Vulcan salute! BECKETT!

Captain Carol Freeman

Has Mariner submitted her transfer request? I'm going to frame it.

Jack Ransom

She's… having a great time.

Captain Carol Freeman

What?!

Jack Ransom

She's finding little ways to inject joy into otherwise horrible tasks.

Captain Carol Freeman

Then give her worse jobs.

Jack Ransom

I've got her emptying ---- out of the holodeck's ---- filter!

Captain Carol Freeman

… Ugh. People really use it for that?

Jack Ransom

Oh yeah. It's mostly that.

Beckett Mariner

You know, I get what you're trying to do here, and it is sick.

Captain Carol Freeman

I'm doing exactly what I need to. It's called being a captain.

Beckett Mariner

No, it's called being a dick.

Captain Carol Freeman

Computer, hit it.

Hitting it.

It's an impossible problem.

Captain Carol Freeman

Well, we're Starfleet. Figuring out impossible problems is what we do, so let's just keep calm and, uh, try to think of a solution.

No! If you blow up that moon, you're murderers! You'll have blood on your hands!

Captain Carol Freeman

SHUT UP and let me think!

The impact on our environment would affect both of us! We'd have to move our whole civilization!

Captain Carol Freeman

I know, but how can – wait, 'both'? What - what do - what do you mean, 'both'? How many people are in your civilization?

Me and my wife.

Captain Carol Freeman

There are two f---ing people on your whole f---ing planet?!

Well, yes. We're uh, we're rich.

Captain Carol Freeman

… Implode the moon.

Yes, Captain.

You maniacs! We just redid the floors!

Shaxs

Phasers locked onto their warp core, captain. Please, please let me shoot their warp core! I have been very good this month!

Captain Carol Freeman

Evasive pattern Sulu-Alpha.

Shaxs

OH, COME ON!