No.
Wow, invisible spray!
[looking confused] But I can see it.
Gee, Patrick, just think of the pranks we could pull with this.
Well, let's get started.
“Pranks a Lot” · Season 3
In this episode: Abrasive SpongeBob (4), Patrick (4), Squidward (1), Mr. Krabs (1), Sandy (1), Mrs. Puff (1), French Narrator (1), Tom (1)
I think since spraying the park bench was my idea, I should get to spray it.
Patrick, spraying the park bench was my idea.
Yeah, but I said it was a good idea!
Give me that thing!
[SpongeBob grabs the can and he and Patrick wrestle over it. SpongeBob accidentally sprays their clothes and they disappear]
Hey, the invisible spray works!
[A tour bus drives up.]
TTom
And on your right, if you look, you'll see two naked guys fighting over a can of paint!
[The passengers and Tom laugh. The bus drives off. SpongeBob covers his lower half]
Oh my gosh, Patrick, help me find our clothes!
[SpongeBob pats the ground, trying to grab the clothes. Patrick sprays SpongeBob's right hand and it disappears]
I gotta hand it to you, SpongeBob. You look kinda funny.
[Patrick laughs and SpongeBob screams.]
Righty, where are you? [Patrick laughs again.] No one messes with Righty! [takes the spray can with his invisible hand.] We'll see how you like it! [sprays Patrick making a hole in the middle of his body] Kind of gives you an empty feeling, huh?
[Patrick takes the can.]
Yeah! [He sprays SpongeBob's upper left corner.] I see what you mean!
[SpongeBob takes the spray can and sprays Patrick's lower half.]
No guts, no glory! [laughs]
Several bad puns later...
[The scene changes to show Sandy's treedome. The scene then shows her reading a book in a rocking chair in her tree. She hears a noise, which is SpongeBob and Patrick's laughter. She checks to see what it is, but there is supposedly nothing there. She gets up and goes to her window.]
Huh? [the outside of her tree is shown] Well, that's funny, I thought I heard voices. Huh? [walks up to a glass of juice on the floor] I thought I left that glass of peanut juice on the table. [walks over to a table with a lamp covered in garbage] And didn't I toss that old lamp out yesterday? And since when did I acquire all these portraits of Patrick?!
[Photos of Patrick are on the walls and tables, and the rug has his face on it. Sandy turns around and sees SpongeBob and Patrick covered in white sheets over their heads as they wail.]
SPSpongeBob and Patrick
We're ghosts.
[SpongeBob and Patrick wail again. Sandy laughs.]
I knew it was you guys! Alright, joke's over. Take off the sheets. [pulls off the sheets and notices there is nothing there, then gasps] It is ghosts!
[Sandy shrieks. She takes out a remote with a large red button. She presses the button and an escape pod that is in the shape of an acorn appears out of some panels. She enters the escape pod and presses a button. The escape pod flies out of her dome, above the water, past the Bikini Bottom island, and lands in Texas. The escape pod explodes in Texas. SpongeBob and Patrick leave Sandy's house, laughing.]
Boy, we really scared her!
[SpongeBob and Patrick laugh.]
Who's gonna be our next victim?
A better question would be, "Who isn't?"
[The scene changes to show Mrs. Puff's house, where she is preparing to eat a piece of cake.]
Double-dark deep-sea light diet cake! [laughs] You will soon be mine. [Patrick and possibly SpongeBob eat(s) the cake, making it look like ghosts have eaten it. Patrick's face is covered in cake. He belches loudly and wipes it off] Oh! [gets filled up with air and then lets it out flying all around] Ghosts!
[Her deflated body lands on the table.]
[shouts, runs out of the house after seeing the invisible SpongeBob & Patrick painting a mustache on his face] Ghosts!
[voice only, invisible] Krabs, we've come to haunt you!
[as the ball bounces on his paddle ball faster] Stay back! I'm well-armed! [the barrel floats by] I'm warning you! [scissors cut the string from the paddle ball he's using]
SPSpongeBob/Patrick
[voices only, invisible] Boo!
[Mr. Krabs breaks out of his armor and shrieks in horror.]
I gotta get out of here! [bumps into the door, only to find out the doors were glued]
[voice only, invisible] You can't escape, Krabs! We've glued the door shut!
Yeah.
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