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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 3

Patrick, SpongeBob and others in “Pranks a Lot”

I think since spraying the park bench was my idea, I should get to spray it.

Patrick, spraying the park bench was my idea.

Yeah, but I said it was a good idea!

Give me that thing!

[SpongeBob grabs the can and he and Patrick wrestle over it. SpongeBob accidentally sprays their clothes and they disappear]

Hey, the invisible spray works!

[A tour bus drives up.]

And on your right, if you look, you'll see two naked guys fighting over a can of paint!

[The passengers and Tom laugh. The bus drives off. SpongeBob covers his lower half]

Oh my gosh, Patrick, help me find our clothes!

[SpongeBob pats the ground, trying to grab the clothes. Patrick sprays SpongeBob's right hand and it disappears]

I gotta hand it to you, SpongeBob. You look kinda funny.

[Patrick laughs and SpongeBob screams.]

Righty, where are you? [Patrick laughs again.] No one messes with Righty! [takes the spray can with his invisible hand.] We'll see how you like it! [sprays Patrick making a hole in the middle of his body] Kind of gives you an empty feeling, huh?

[Patrick takes the can.]

Yeah! [He sprays SpongeBob's upper left corner.] I see what you mean!

[SpongeBob takes the spray can and sprays Patrick's lower half.]

No guts, no glory! [laughs]

Several bad puns later...

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