SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 3
“Mid-Life Crustacean” · Season 3
In this episode: Abrasive SpongeBob (2), Patrick (2), Mr. Krabs (2), Squidward (1)
[walks into the Krusty Krab] Good morning, Krusty Krew!
[pokes his head out of the kitchen window, shouts] Hey, Patrick! You all ready for the big night out tonight?!
[shouts] Yeah, it's gonna rock!
Are you ready to go crazy?!
I'm already hearing voices!
Are you ready to...?!
[angrily yelling] SPONGEBOB! PATRICK! DO YOU MIND?!
Let's continue this conversation in private, Patrick! I think some people are eavesdropping!
Well, how rude of some people!
We used to beat people up for saying things like that. Everything's all topsy-turvy now.
You guys wouldn't know a good time if it bit you in the aft! I'm going home! You guys ain't cool, you're lame!!
[gasps] Lame?
Lame! You're nerds, geeks, creeps and babies.
Not 'babies.' [suck their thumbs]
I may be old, but even an old bag of shells like me knows that you haven't suggested one cool thing all night. So good night to ya. [starts to leave]
I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid.
The what?
I said I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid.
Panty raid? [walks back to them] You're talkin' about girls, right? [pause] Girl girls?
Yeah.
And you're talking about raiding their dressers...for their underpants, right?
Oh, yeah.
Well, count me in. If this works, I'll take back what I said about you two bein' lame.
Not lame!
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