Tattletale StranglerOh, forget the key! Let's climb through this window. I can't reach it. Do you think you could hop up on my shoulders, kid?
[SpongeBob is wearing cleats] Sure! With these spiky cleats, anything is possible! [jumps onto the Strangler]
Tattletale Strangler
Cleats?! [SpongeBob's feet land on the Strangler's eyeballs. The Strangler screams in pain] GET YOU FEET OUT OF MY EYE SOCKETS!!
I'm trying, but my cleats are stuck in your corneas!
So. Patrick's the Strangler. Gee, you think you know a guy...
Tattletale Strangler
He's not the strangler!
Tattletale Strangler
[rips off the fake mustache] I am!
Hey, how did you do that without a shaving cream?
Tattletale Strangler
Oh, it's a fake, you idiot! I bought it at the party store!
[Everyone suddenly came back]
Did somebody say "party"?
[The Tattletale Strangler screams and runs out of the house]
Tattletale Strangler
I can't take it!
[runs after him] Wait, bodyguard, I need protection! [the Strangler gets into a taxi]
Tattletale Strangler
Step on it! I'm being chased by a maniac! [SpongeBob chases after the taxi]
I'm not safe! Come back! D-ohh! [taxi goes to the Bikini Bottom Airport and an airplane takes off]
Tattletale Strangler
Finally, away from that guy.
[on the airplane a row behind the Strangler] Good idea, bodyguard. He'll never find us up here. [the Strangler jumps out of the plane hollering, he opens his parachute, but it is actually SpongeBob] Good thinking, bodyguard. The Strangler could have been on that plane. [the Strangler takes out a giant pair of scissors and cuts the strings off the SpongeBob parachute and plummets right into the Bikini Bottom Police Station jail. SpongeBob comes running up to him] Bodyguard, bodyguard!
Tattletale Strangler
Look kid! I'm not your bodyguard! [cries] I'm the strangler! See? [looks toward his "WANTED" poster on the wall]
[the police officers walk up]
NOfficer Nancy
Good work, SpongeBob, you put the Strangler behind bars!
Tattletale Strangler
At least I'm safe from that yellow idiot.
Hey, Mack. [the Strangler turns and sees Patrick in the cell with him] What're you in for? [the episode ends]
[walks into the E.V.I.L. lair] Hello? [laughs] I'm here to join the forces of E.V.I.L.![Plankton walks into the audition room, and Dennis appears handing him a clipboard.]
DDennis
Sign in and wait your turn.
VVillain
Red leather, yellow leather.
TThief
Get out of the car, fellas!
SFSticky Fins Whiting
Take all your money and put it in the bag!
NDr. Negative
No, Mr. Bob. I expect you to fry. [cackles]
MHMadame Hagfish
When the full moon rises...
[Earworm is seen speaking lines]
Tattletale Strangler
I am the Strangler! [clears his throat] I'm the Strangler.
[Robot Mantis is seen growling]
PPrawn
What is this yellow thing? Some kind of mold?
[DoodleBob is seen babbling]
DDDorsal Dan
To be or--line!
GGordon
[throws his paper and uses a mallet to smash a watermelon] Ha.
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