Spider-Man quotes from Spider-Man

All right, Hobgo- You're not the Hobgoblin!

How observant you are! No, I'm not the Hobgoblin, meddler – I'm the Green Goblin! Not that you'll live long enough for it to matter!

Do you have any idea what these high-profile kidnappings have in common?

Yeah, but why should I tell you? Just because you saved my life once?

Twice, but who's counting?

Leave these two alone and we'll settle this just between us.

Are you joking?! The more, the merrier!

[to Mary Jane] As with the others, justice will be meted out to you in due time, my little miss. [dons a judge's robe] But first, I must call this court to order! You are all charged with the crime of hypocrisy - a crime that destroyed Norman Osborn! [to Jameson] You claimed to be his friend, yet you filled your newspaper with stories to ruin his reputation!

That's a lie!

[to Anastasia Hardy] You called Osborn a threat to humanity, but who was it that funded Dr. Otto Octavius, one of the greatest criminals of all time?!

You're mad! Let us go!

[to Fisk] And you, the worst of them all! Your sins are exceeded only by your girth! [Fisk angrily strains against his shackles] Good thing I made your shackles out of indestructible titanium too, eh? Justice will be served! And all of you will suffer for your crimes against Norman Osborn! [flies to a small replica of the Statue of Liberty, with a cloth covering its face] Because justice is blind NO LONGER! [pulls away the cloth to reveal a mask like his own, and laughs]

All you megalomaniacs have such a weird sense of humour!

What's your angle in this?

Saving your ungrateful life.

[Enraged] Why I oughta–!

Mary Jane

Mr. Jameson, come on!

Nice moves!

Mary Jane

Hey, I'm a single woman living in New York. Self defense classes are a must!

Madame Web

Please get off the floor. I just dusted it for cobwebs.

Ugh, seriously? Madame Web, again?! I'd much rather take Smythe.

Robbie

Randy! [turns on the light] What are you doing?!

Nothing.

Robbie

Nothing? [showing him a gun] You called this nothing? What do you want my own service revolver? Don't you know how dangerous these things are? [Looking at the blue bandana inside of Randy's pants pocket and take it out of it] What is this?! You're not in that gang, are you? ARE YOU?!

What if I am? At least they care about me!

Robbie

And you think we don't?

[restrained from Robbie] The posse's always there for me, like a family. And I'm gonna prove myself to it.

Robbie

Randy, you don't have to-

You just don't understand!

Wow. Looks like Robbie's got the bad news already. [phone's ringing]

Robbie

[Picks up the phone] Hello...?

Tombstone

Hey, homey. What's up?

Robbie

Who is this?

Tombstone

Don't tell me you forgotten my voice, Mr. Straight-Arrow.

Robbie

Lonnie? But, it can't be! I thought you were-

Tombstone

Don't be so sure I'm not. I wanna meet and talk about old times.

Robbie

I-I-I can't right now.

Tombstone

Oh yes, you can. See I especially want to rap about my good friend of mine, a foxy lady by the name of Alisa Silvermane.

What's wrong with Robbie? He looks like he seen a ghost.

Tombstone

Meet me at Veterans Memorial Park: midnight.

Robbie

[Hangs up the phone] Something urgents come up at the Bugle. I have to go.

Yeah. [Imitates Robbie] Something urgents always coming up....

Robbie

You go straight to your room. We'll continue this when I get back. [Walks out of the house door]

Tombstone

I'm gonna prepare a coffin for you. A real flat one, brother!

He ain't my brother, he's heavy!

Tombstone

Come down here and fight like a man!

I don't suppose I could convince you to come up here and fight like a spider. [Tombstone picks up the railing pole and swings at him while Spider-Man dodges it] Now, why I tell you about playing ball in the house, young man?

You better stay still. Another swim in that chemical soup, and your hair might turn green.

Cletus Kasady

[activating a bomb] In thirty seconds, I'll see you all in-

[snatches the bomb] Thanks, big-mouth! Now I know how much time I have!

Madame Web, you don't surprise me anymore. This time I knew it was you.

Madame Web

I see nothing clever in that Spider-Man. You've always been awfully good at deducing things that are pathetically obvious.

Gee, thanks. Uh, don't tell me you teleported all this way just to insult little old me?

Spider-Man, please get War Machine to a doctor, immediately.

War Machine

Tony... I'm sorry I let you down.

Nonsense, my friend. You've softened them up. Now, I'm gonna send someone in to finish the job.

Who's he gonna send?

War Machine

The guy named Iron Man.

Baron Mordo

[blasting at Iron Man] This is for meddling in my affairs!

Careful! They're some kind of mystic bolts!

Didn't think they were spit-wads!

Hey! That belongs to Stark Industries.

If Tony Stark has a problem, he can take it up with me.