Tombstone quotes from Spider-Man

Tombstone

Uh oh, I almost forgot what I came for. Sorry I can't finish this, but here's a going away present.

Boss, Hammerhead double crossed us!

Silvermane

Hammerhead?! What are you talking about?

He kidnapped Alisa from ESU.

Silvermane

He's taking my daughter? I'll- Uh... Ooh...

Tombstone

You okay?

Silvermane

The Kingpin! He's behind this.

Tombstone

Let me go size him up for one of my coffins.

Silvermane

No. If Kingpin touches a hair on Alisa's head, he'll suffer pain worst than anything I am feeling!

Robbie

Randy! [turns on the light] What are you doing?!

Nothing.

Robbie

Nothing? [showing him a gun] You called this nothing? What do you want my own service revolver? Don't you know how dangerous these things are? [Looking at the blue bandana inside of Randy's pants pocket and take it out of it] What is this?! You're not in that gang, are you? ARE YOU?!

What if I am? At least they care about me!

Robbie

And you think we don't?

[restrained from Robbie] The posse's always there for me, like a family. And I'm gonna prove myself to it.

Robbie

Randy, you don't have to-

You just don't understand!

Wow. Looks like Robbie's got the bad news already. [phone's ringing]

Robbie

[Picks up the phone] Hello...?

Tombstone

Hey, homey. What's up?

Robbie

Who is this?

Tombstone

Don't tell me you forgotten my voice, Mr. Straight-Arrow.

Robbie

Lonnie? But, it can't be! I thought you were-

Tombstone

Don't be so sure I'm not. I wanna meet and talk about old times.

Robbie

I-I-I can't right now.

Tombstone

Oh yes, you can. See I especially want to rap about my good friend of mine, a foxy lady by the name of Alisa Silvermane.

What's wrong with Robbie? He looks like he seen a ghost.

Tombstone

Meet me at Veterans Memorial Park: midnight.

Robbie

[Hangs up the phone] Something urgents come up at the Bugle. I have to go.

Yeah. [Imitates Robbie] Something urgents always coming up....

Robbie

You go straight to your room. We'll continue this when I get back. [Walks out of the house door]

Tombstone

I'm gonna prepare a coffin for you. A real flat one, brother!

He ain't my brother, he's heavy!

Tombstone

Come down here and fight like a man!

I don't suppose I could convince you to come up here and fight like a spider. [Tombstone picks up the railing pole and swings at him while Spider-Man dodges it] Now, why I tell you about playing ball in the house, young man?

You better stay still. Another swim in that chemical soup, and your hair might turn green.