Spider-Man quotes from Spider-Man

Kingpin

I have been waiting for this moment for some time.

What do you have in mind, a pie-eating contest?

Kingpin

Approximately two percent of my body mass is fat. Allow me to show you what three hundred and fifty pounds of muscle is capable of.

Careful, Hobby. If I go kaboom, your toy goes up too! [Slings a web to swing]

Kingpin

[Knocks down Spider-Man from swinging] The only one who will go "kaboom" is you! I am going to break you in two! [whilst bear-hugging Spider-Man]

He's... crushing... me...!

You know, that laugh is getting on my nerves.

You?! Still alive?!

Alive and sticking!

I held the curtain for you, Spider-Man! I wouldn't want you to miss the show!

Let her go, Osborn! This is between you and me.

I'm not Osborn! I am the Green Goblin!

Well, does Osborn know that you're about to destroy the only person his son Harry cares about?

Harry...?

Norman Osborn

[re-emerging] She hurt Harry... with you! The two of you plotted together!

No, you're wrong! We're Harry's friends.

Norman Osborn

You attacked Harry to get to me! The Goblin told me so. Yes, the Goblin takes care of me. He makes life better for me! He's the only one. Nobody else loves me - they all hate me!

[thinking as he swings in an arc under the bridge] Now, while he's Osborn, I've got to make this count...

Quit whining, Osborn! How can I make a man out of you if you're going to--

Osborn!

WHAT?!

Help. Help me!

Norman Osborn

Wh- Where am I? What's going on? Spider-Man, help me!

What on earth should I do that?

Hang on, Osborn, I'm coming!

Norman Osborn

Hurry, I'm losing my grip!

Quick! Take my hand!

Norman Osborn

I'm trying!

[insane cackling and controlling his gliding board]

Osborn, take my hand, it's your only chance!

There's no Osborn anymore, Parker! THERE IS ONLY THE GREEN GOBLIN! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! [spider-sense around Spider-Man bend his head to dodge the Green Goblin's gliding board and it crashes him into the vortex] AAH!

It can't end like this! MADAME WEB!

Madame Web

Yes, Spider-Man?

Can you bring them back? I'll do whatever you want.

Madame Web

I can't!

Can't, or won't?

Madame Web

This is the path that you chose for yourself. To do things on your own. Once that decision is made, there is no turning back. It is yet another thing that you have to learn.

[takes off his mask, enraged] LEARN?! I am tired of you, and your riddles, and your LESSONS, and your SUPREME ARROGANCE! Don't you ever, EVER enter my life again! Do you hear me? DO YOU HEAR ME?!

Madame Web

As you wish. I shall leave you for now, to resolve your recent losses. But it doesn't change the fact you are needed. And when the impending mission is nigh, I will call on you again. You cannot escape that. It is your destiny.

Doctor Octopus

What? How could you have known I was here?

Must be my sense of smell.

Doctor Octopus

Let us see how well developed your pain receptors are.

Aww, just a little short of the mark, huh?

Doctor Octopus

Wrong!

Heh Heh, knew you'd come, Spider.

Who are you?

Just a stray... Black Cat!

You're definitely getting enough vitamins.

Hey, I was just being curious. I wanted to see if I was as strong as you.

Well, you know what they say about curiosity.

Believe me! I also know the value of surprise.

Hey spider, care to dance?

Not this time.

Kingpin? If you work for Kingpin, why don't you want to kill me?

Who knows? Maybe it's your magnetic personality.

Need a lift?

I've got a feeling I'm going to need this

You miserable thieves!

We're not thieves. Well, I'm not, but her I'm not so sure about.

I hate to be a backseat driver, but this is a one-way street.

Relax, I'm a New Yorker.

Relax doesn't go in the same sentence as New York.