Madame Web quotes from Spider-Man

Madame Web

He is the one. He alone can make the difference between existence and destruction. I wager that he may surprise you. Put him to the test.

Madame Web

Please get off the floor. I just dusted it for cobwebs.

Ugh, seriously? Madame Web, again?! I'd much rather take Smythe.

Madame Web, you don't surprise me anymore. This time I knew it was you.

Madame Web

I see nothing clever in that Spider-Man. You've always been awfully good at deducing things that are pathetically obvious.

Gee, thanks. Uh, don't tell me you teleported all this way just to insult little old me?

Hang on, Osborn, I'm coming!

Norman Osborn

Hurry, I'm losing my grip!

Quick! Take my hand!

Norman Osborn

I'm trying!

[insane cackling and controlling his gliding board]

Osborn, take my hand, it's your only chance!

There's no Osborn anymore, Parker! THERE IS ONLY THE GREEN GOBLIN! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! [spider-sense around Spider-Man bend his head to dodge the Green Goblin's gliding board and it crashes him into the vortex] AAH!

It can't end like this! MADAME WEB!

Madame Web

Yes, Spider-Man?

Can you bring them back? I'll do whatever you want.

Madame Web

I can't!

Can't, or won't?

Madame Web

This is the path that you chose for yourself. To do things on your own. Once that decision is made, there is no turning back. It is yet another thing that you have to learn.

[takes off his mask, enraged] LEARN?! I am tired of you, and your riddles, and your LESSONS, and your SUPREME ARROGANCE! Don't you ever, EVER enter my life again! Do you hear me? DO YOU HEAR ME?!

Madame Web

As you wish. I shall leave you for now, to resolve your recent losses. But it doesn't change the fact you are needed. And when the impending mission is nigh, I will call on you again. You cannot escape that. It is your destiny.

What happened to you, Mary Jane? I can't go on without knowing. Not as Spider-Man!

Madame Web

Oh, how wrong you are, Spider-Man. As usual.

Madame Web!? Seriously?! Of all times, you had to pick now to harass me? What do you want!?

Madame Web

I still have something very important to ask of you. Have you forgotten that I have been preparing you this long while for the most important battle of your life?

Trust me, remembering all of my encounters with you, Madame Web, none of them ever struck me as preparation. I want nothing to do with you. Shove off.

Madame Web

But suppose I told you I know where Mary Jane is and you will only be able to find her should you heed my task.

Listen, I'm not in the mood for lies, I'm done playing your game. Just leave me alone!

Madame Web

I cannot! This is your destiny, Spider-Man. And believe it or not, now the fate of mankind rests on your weary shoulders. The greatest challenge you will ever face in your life. After all, responsibility means everything to you, does it not?

Madame Web

Face front, true believer. We are going to find the real Mary Jane Watson.

[Surprised] What?

Madame Web

It has been a long, hard journey. And I think you are finally entitled to some happiness.

Amen to that, lady. Amen to that.