Spider-Man quotes from Spider-Man

Me and my big mouth, why didn't you just set 'em up on a date, Spidey? What am I feeling here? You need to keep your head in the game, Parker. You're leading a side in a war. If I screw it up, we're all feeling the heat.

What was that all about?

Red eyes... The red eyes after me.

A-ha. And did they belong to little pink elephants?

No, mister, it was real, it was real, I swear!

Yeah, alright, fine. Just don't let the cops blame this one on me, ok?

The red eyes... The red eyes...

Sure, pal, whatever you say.

Brock

When I break this story, it will be Pulitzer time.

Hang loose, Brock. That webbing will all melt in a couple of hours.

Brock

You can't do this!

I already have. I won't let you ruin Connors' life.

Brock

But, but...

You'll come back for me, right?

Hey, I'm a hero, remember?

Wait a minute, are you telling me Spider-Man is just some goofy kid? That's unbelievable.

How can anything be unbelievable to a guy who publishes a tabloid?

How 'bout that. I'm in too places at once.

This one's the real deal lady. After all this time I can practically smell him. Which means Eddie Brock just made my whole company look like jerks.

Not hard to do.

Why you web slinging clown, how... [gets cut off by Aunt May]

But he's in there!

All smoke and mirrors! Read my book!

Two of 'em?!

Congratulations, you can count. And they say the school system's failing.

Now let's see who's under that mask.

Hey, hold it! When was the last time you washed your hands?

Hey! What's this, Smythe?!

It's obvious. It wants a mate. And you're the lucky guy.

What are you? Nuts?

You have to ask?

If you let me go, I can fund your research! Set up a lab!

Forget it, J.J. He's not playing with a full deck. Oh! You should understand that!

Can't you pry this thing off?

You want a trial separation already. I understand, but I'm hurt.

Get up, Jameson. We don't have much time to track those slayers before they get to Thompson, Brock, and Osborn.

Look at this, you're severely bruising my wrist.

Coyotes caught in traps chew through their own legs. You could try that.

Okay, smart-mouth. What if I decide to sit here and not go anywhere.

Look bright eyes! Until I can figure out how to get this bomb off of us you're coming along for the ride. So fasten your safety belt.

Brock

You! You just won't stop until you ruin me, will ya?

Use your head for once Brock. I'm trying to save your life.

Don't touch her!

Dr. Octopus

Spider-Man! You're making a career of interference!

Some career! No salary, no vacation; don't talk about on-the-job health hazards!