[shaking Gerald, violently] YOUR INTERNET'S NOT WORKING, GERALD! FACE IT!
I have to get online before school.
What about Starbucks? They have free Internet.
Right, Starbucks!
Everyone, get your stuff. We can take my car.
[The Marshes and the Broflovskis exit the house and head to Gerald's car]
Hey, is your guys' Internet working?
No! Nobody's is!
[exiting his house, holding up his laptop] WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
Jesus, everyone's gotta go to Starbucks now!
Everyone, in the car. We have to beat them there!
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