[walks up to Shelley's room after telling Stan to get off the Internet and go to bed] Shelley, off the Internet. It's bedtime.
Mom, I'm i-chatting with my boyfriend in Montana!
Now, Shelley. [closes the door]
WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!
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