Gerald, Stephen and others in “Over Logging”

How can there be no Internet anywhere? What's going on?!

Anybody got a Blackberry? Check Drudge Report.

Good idea! [takes out his cellphone] No wait, we can't check Drudge Report! There's no Internet!

There has to be a way to find out what's going on.

We can't! Don't you get it?! There's no Internet to find out why there's no Internet!