[Next morning… Stan gets out of bed after his alarm clock goes off, but as he gets on his computer, he finds out he's not connected to the Internet]
What the hell?
[entering] Stan! Stan, I gotta use your computer!
What?
My Internet's not working, I gotta use yours. And give Daddy some private time, will ya?
My Internet's not working either.
What?!
[entering with her laptop] Dad, the Internet's not working!
I know that, okay?!
I have to get online with my darling, Amir, before school starts!
[walking up] Randy, I can't get my e-mail to open.
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