Yes, that's to be expected. We did some major reconstruction, sawed through some bone, snapped some cartilage, all the blood and mucus just the sound of bone and sinew coming apart. [makes disgusting noises of bone and blood]
By the way, did you ever see that movie Contact?
[throws up] Stop! That movie was terrible!
I'm sorry, Mr. Garrison. Why don't you get some rest and I'll check on you a little later.
Sat through that entire movie to see the alien, and it was her goddamn father!
Ms. Ellen, can I talk to you?
EMs. Ellen
Of course, Wendy.
I couldn't help but notice you've taken a liking to my boyfriend, Stan.
EMs. Ellen
Well, I've taken a liking to all of you. You're all so young, and cute, and full of life...
Can I tell you something, Ms. Ellen?
EMs. Ellen
Of course, Wendy.
You heard me! Stay away from my man, Bitch, or I'll whoop your sorry ho-ass back to last year! [sweetly] Bye, Ms. Ellen!
The boys are waiting in line at the cafeteria
[to Stan] Dude, I aced that test! I'm gonna win that dinner with Ms. Ellen!
No, you're not; I don't think I missed any!
Wendy and Bebe walk up to the boys
[not paying attention to Wendy] I bet I scored a hundred!
I was just in the bathroom, and Ms. Ellen was in there taking the biggest dump I've ever seen!
Well, she did! And she has horrible, horrible gas, too! She says she can't control it!
It smelled like a dead calf rotting in the hot sun!
Wendy, seriously, you need to stop with this whole jealousy thing.
Yeah, you're acting like a freak, Wendy.
NO I'M NOT ACTING LIKE A FREEEAAAAK!
The entire cafeteria goes silent and everyone is astonished. After a short while, a mortified Wendy quietly walks away with Bebe in tow.
Hey, man, somebody's gotta pull that monkey out of Wendy's ass.
Wendy has just had Miss Ellen shot into the sun
(cheerfully) Bye bye, Miss Ellen!
(sing-songy) I told her~... (Intensely, with crazy eyes) Don't. Fuck. With. Wendy. TESTABURGER!
