The boys are waiting in line at the cafeteria
[to Stan] Dude, I aced that test! I'm gonna win that dinner with Ms. Ellen!
No, you're not; I don't think I missed any!
Wendy and Bebe walk up to the boys
Hi, Stan.
[not paying attention to Wendy] I bet I scored a hundred!
HI, STAN!
Oh, hey, Wendy.
I was just in the bathroom, and Ms. Ellen was in there taking the biggest dump I've ever seen!
No, she wasn't!
Yes, she was!
That's impossible!
Well, she did! And she has horrible, horrible gas, too! She says she can't control it!
Nuh-uh!
It smelled like a dead calf rotting in the hot sun!
Oh, cool!
Wendy, seriously, you need to stop with this whole jealousy thing.
Yeah, you're acting like a freak, Wendy.
NO I'M NOT ACTING LIKE A FREEEAAAAK!
The entire cafeteria goes silent and everyone is astonished. After a short while, a mortified Wendy quietly walks away with Bebe in tow.
Hey, man, somebody's gotta pull that monkey out of Wendy's ass.
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