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S1 E11

South Park · Season 1, Episode 11

Mr. Garrison and Tom in “Tom's Rhinoplasty”

I feel kinda nauseous.

Yes, that's to be expected. We did some major reconstruction, sawed through some bone, snapped some cartilage, all the blood and mucus just the sound of bone and sinew coming apart. [makes disgusting noises of bone and blood]

Arrgh!

By the way, did you ever see that movie Contact?

[throws up] Stop! That movie was terrible!

I'm sorry, Mr. Garrison. Why don't you get some rest and I'll check on you a little later.

Sat through that entire movie to see the alien, and it was her goddamn father!

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