Hey, Cartman? How come the birthday invitation you gave me says "Green Mega Man"?
Yeah. Mine says "Red Mega Man".
Right. That's what you're supposed to get for my birthday.
Dude, you're not supposed to tell people what to get you for your birthday.
Look, it's very simple, guys. Green Mega Man goes with Red Mega Man and Yellow Mega Man to make the Ultra-Mega Mega Man. You have to have all three, or it doesn't work, see?
Up yours, Cartman. I'll get you whatever the hell I want!
[Stan crumples up the invitation and throws it away.]
Oooh! So maybe you don't want to have any of my mom's cake, pie, and ice cream, then.
Oh, "Gre-green Mega Man" it is.
Man, recess sucks without any slides or nothing.
(Damien approaches) Oh, here comes the unholy butthole now. Hey! Thanks a lot for burning everything down, you little bitch!
DDamien
I apologize for ruining your playground and turning your friend into a duck-billed platypus. I was doing my father's bidding. I didn't have a choice.
[Cartman farts beside him.]
Oh! Excuse me, new kid! I didn't mean to fart on you - I didn't have a choice!
[Damien looks angry enough to burst a blood vessel, but he does nothing.]
Phew! You stink, new kid! You smell like a fart!
Yeah, we're gonna call you Fart-boy from now on.
[Damien walks away from them.]
Good day, how are you, Damien?
DDamien
Those guys farted on me, and then called me...
Fart-boy? Oh, good! Perhaps they won't call me that anymore.
[Cartman opens his birthday presents]
Oh, look what Kyle got me. It's a Red Mega- [Opens the gift revealing a game called "Ants in the Pants"] Ants in the Pants? Ants in the P- ANTS IN THE PANTS?!
It's a game, dude. It's really fun.
You son of a bitch! [Tackles Kyle] You were supposed to get me the Red Mega Man! Now I can't make Ultra-Mega Mega Man! You dirty cheap-ass piece of crap!
They were all out of them, dude!
I HATE YOU! I WANT YOU TO DIE! DIEEEE! That's it! Party is over! Everybody go home!
[Cartman walks over to a large switch and flips it, literally shutting the party down. Everyone begins to clear out.]
GET THE HELL OUT, I SAID! AND PARTY'S OVER! GET OUT, GODDAMMIT!
Whoa, dude, you need to mellow out.
Take your stupid Ants in the Pants with you! [Throws Ants in the Pants at Kyle]
[A moment later, after everyone has left the party]
DDamien
Wow, that kid has some real emotional problems.
Ah, he does this all the time.
