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On the next Mackenzie Stalls, backed up passions overflow.
I thought we were destined to be together. Now I can never forgive you. You left the toilet seat up!
It was a moment of weakness, but I'm not the only one with a secret shame.
Yes! You forgot to flush.
AAnnouncer
Lack of hygiene leads to lack of trust.
I can't hold it in anymore. Tell me the truth. Did you wash your hands?
AAnnouncer
And someone didn't read the writing on stall.
You're not welcome here, Mackenzie.
Why? Because I'm richer than you?
No, because this is the girls bathroom.
And you're zipper is open.
AAnnouncer
In a world flushed with drama, the number one show is now number two. Mackenzie Stalls.
Starring Chad Dylan Pooper.
(watching the sketch and becomes furious) Pooper?! Oh, it's on! Plunger! (catches a plunger thrown at him and walks away)
I told you that if we made fun of Mackenzie Falls on our show they would get back at us.
I don't care. Doing that Mackenzie Stalls sketch was worth getting plunged in the head.
Look at me. I'm a toilet unicorn.
Yeah, well at least you got the front half. (turns and there's a plunger on her butt)
You know what I think? Our humiliation calls for major retaliation. I'm talking glue,fire ants,and a sizzling fajita. Who's with me?
No. No more revenge. No more retaliation. No more fajitas.
Ms. Bitterman, does hitting Sonny with a log count as a 'woodsy' activity?
And if we do it all together, does it count as bonding?
BMs.Bitterman
If you pick the log out together, yes.
Quick! Everybody agree on a log!
(watching the video on Zora's camera and sees herself sleep walking and destroying Senor Smoothie) I must have been sleepwalking. I must have been the one who broke the heater and Grady's GameGuy. Oooh and killed Senor Smoothie. I'm Candy Face. I'm Candy Face! I'm Candy Face! And I'm destroying the evidence. (throws the camera against a stump and breaks it)
Ahhh! (throws the camera and her gloves on the ground) It's Candy Face!
Candy Face! She- he- it broke your camera!
It's like the monster is deliberately destroying everything that's important to us!
And yet he gently deposits you.
Let me guess, Candy Face... broke the camera. There's no evidence to prove it you guys are right. One of you is responsible for this and I'm pretty sure it's-
No, no, no! (crying and hugs Chad) Chad, Chad, Chad! It happened right in front of me and it was so scary. The only thing I could think of was if only Chad Dylan Cooper, the greatest actor of our generation, was here to save us.
He is (holds Sonny) and he will.
I believe that she's not a good enough actor to lie this convincingly.
DDevon
I'm sorry I accused you guys of stealing my electric man scaping device.
I'm sorry I blamed you for the death of my Game Guy.
I'm sorry I tried to hit on you while I was blindfolded.
PPenelope
And I'm sorry you don't realize what league you're in.
You see what's happening here? Trust. Which means our job here is done. So we can just take that trust, put it in a bottle, wrap a little bow around it, bring it back to the studio because together we can-
SRSo Random and Mackenzie Falls cast
Yeah!
Or we can capture him and rehabilitate him.
SRSo Random and Mackenzie Falls cast
NO!
Everybody in to the Mac Falls tent. We'll huddle there for safety tonight. Tomorrow, our first trust exercise is weapon building!
SRSo Random and Mackenzie Falls Cast
Whoo! (everyone goes inside the tent)
We're hunting monsters! (hugs) Sonny, this is the best retreat ever! (leaves)
(starts sleepwalking with a blanket and candy on her face that makes her look like she's wearing a mask) Roar! (knocks the table down)
(walks towards the Mackenzie Falls tent)
SRSo Random and Mackenzie Falls cast
(wake up) Candy Face!
(disgusted) It's ripping her hair out!
(pouring the water out of the pot)
NGNico and Grady
(throw up)
SRSo Random and Mackenzie Falls cast
Ewwww!
Those are my seal skin slippers!
Well if it isn't the face of geezer hatred.
We all saw it, didn't we kids?
Did you bring the kids here to boo us?
No, we came here to thank you.
Yeah, because for just a minute their fear of clowns took a backseat to their grandparents tears. My grandma called me, told me not to watch the show, told her it was ok I already didn't.
You know someday someones gonna expose you for the jerk you are [Pulls off Chad's hood and sees the hair curlers] OH MY GOSH!
[Tries to cover his hair] OH MY GOSH!
No. Girls wear curlers. These are my...Healthy hair rods.
Ha ha ha. My follicle consultant has me wearing them to keep my hair happy...and attached to my scalp.
Your worried about losing you hair? But your seventeen.
Buddy was seventeen and before he knew it it was melon!
