What are you doing? These kids have an extreme fear of clowns the slightest bit of comedy can set them off!
Then why'd you bring them here!
This is the closest thing to a comedy free zone I know.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Well, I'm officially your girlfriend.
(gasps)
Officially your fake girlfriend.
Oh. Well go make me a sandwich!
(looks at Grady)
I'm just kidding. I'll make us sandwiches.
Well guess what? We're going to lose the botch and take it up a notch.
I like working with you already! Grady never makes our plans rhyme.
Oh I do it all the time.
GGrant
Your a lucky man.
I'm telling Mom! Wait! What?
GGrant
I've had a million girlfriends.
Ew!
On the hunt for a nutritious breakfast?
I don't know there might be one hiding behind your dignity.
I need to talk to you immediately!
Actually I'm glad you're here I need a favor.
I don't have time to help you with your science project.
Please, I have an actual scientist to do that.
I need a tennis judge. Word on the street is that you can help.
What? I'm not a tennis judge!
So you just made that up?
Yes. But listen-
Who makes up something like that?
Who needs a free lance tennis judge?
Actually I'm hosting my annual charity tournament and I don't want to lose again
Oh I see. Well, as much as I'd like to help you cheat for a good cause I can't. Why? Oh yeah 'cause I'm not a tennis judge!
Uh huh. So what do you want?
Some answers!
To what?
To how it all ends! To how long it's gonna be before you ask the girl you're destined to be with.
I'm not sure I can answer that.
Aren't you in charge of your destiny?
Uh, I guess?
Then It's time to say enough. When two people are this right for each other there's only one thing to do.
How long have you felt this way?
Just since yesterday. It hasn't been long but it hit me like a ton of bricks.
I mean I guess I feel the same way.
Well then do something about it!
Okay I will
Great!
Sonny will you go out with me?
I-I'm sorry, did you just ask me out?!
I'm sorry, didn't you just beg me to?
Wait did you think I was talking about... Oh dear this is awkward!
(laughs awkwardly) Sure is... I mean I know why it's awkward just wanna know if you know...why it's awkward ?
I was talking about Mackenzie and Chloe, but you seem to be talking-
Na-na-no yup yup me to same page. Whoo!
Whoo hoo!
See I just thought you thought I thought it was awkward because you thought I was asking you out, Ya'no rather than Mackenzie asking Chloe out, which I was.
Yeah but you said Sonny-
Yeah buh buh that's awkward .
So...
So...
You're a Mackenzie Falls fan now!
Yeah!
(in between both yeahs) Cool.
(in between both cool's') Yeah.
Cool.
So I suppose I should probably tell you that I'm a So Random fan now.
Really?
Yeah but I'd be lying.
You know, it's funny. Like I learned with Mackenzie Falls, if you look at something with an open mind, you can... Surprise yourself. Soooo... Yeah.
What?
Yeah, I'll go out with you.
Good.
Good.
So we're doing this.
I guess so. [Walks away and comes back] Okay, but I still don't know. Does Mackenzie ever ask-
Hup-up-up. If we're gonna make this work, I'm gonna have to ask you to never ask me about my business.
Fine. I guess I'll just check the blogs like everyone else.
Alright, lets take it from where I say "I need to talk to you right away."
I need to talk to you right away.
THAT IS MY LINE! I AM GOING TO FIRE SOMEO- Oh, hey Sonny.
We need to talk.
Alright everyone, that's a five. Apparently, I need to talk to my lady.
Joking! Joking, not his "lady". Chad, I need to tell you something.
Wait is this about our date?
Yes. I think we need to call it off.
Is this about me not telling you what happens between Mack and Chloe?
No, no. I seriously don't care about them or the Falls right now. I just think I rushed into something I didn't fully think through.
That hurts me, Sonny.
Oh, I'm sorry.[Hugs him but he doesn't hug back]
How could you not care about the Falls?
Wait, what hurts you more? The fact that I'm over the Falls or me canceling our date?
That's a toughie.
That's a toughie?!
See, it's just that, if you date me, you date the Falls. So if you hurt one of us, you hurt us both.
Oh my gosh. I cant believe I was this close to going on a date with you! What was I thinking? I mean, clearly I wasn't thinking-
Yeah! And ironically, this is a drama free zone! Security!
24 hours ago, I fell in love with a guy named Mackenzie. And you, Chad, are no-
Don't say Mackenzie, do NOT say Mackenzie.
Mackenzie!
Which is why, in the spirit of full disclosure--
I mean the only thing that you possibly do that would be a bigger betrayal would be if you were dating Chad!
Stop your killing me!
(nervously laughs along) Me too!
I know, it's hilarious...."Chad".
So, what did you want to disclosure us about?
Hey.
What are you doing here?
Can I come in?
A little.
Well...I thought about what you asked me-
Excuse me, (to Connie) Mom, you may go watch the Falls.
(watching them) I'm good.
You asked which hurt more you being over the Falls or you canceling our date and it was definitely you canceling our date. Not really a toughie at all.
Thanks. That's very...Mackenzie of you.
Thanks. so you never did actually give me a reason why you called off our date.
Well it's sort of like you said when you date me you date So Random, and they can be a little--
What are you guys doing here?
(angrily) I found change!
(gasps) It's worse then we thought!
Flowers, a Mack Falls box set, and a photo of Chad holding some flowers... and a Mack Falls box set!
SRSo Random crew
Chad?!
(pretends to be surprised and fake gasps) Chad?!
Well, it's pretty obvious what's going on here.
Chad is here to see me!
Mom?
It's okay, Sonny. I am not ashamed to tell them the truth.
No. But I might be! What are you doing?
Trust me. (walks over to Chad)
Chad came here tonight bearing gifts for me, because...
Sonny's mother is also... my mother.
SRSo Random crew
(gasps)
So...when's the tournament?
I'll give you the details tomorrow night.
What's tomorrow night?
Our first date. See ya.
Ooh...and the plot thickens.
(to Connie) Room!
But can't we just talk?
Room!
(wearing a neck brace) This is exactly what I was afraid if I asked you out. That I would end up broken or broken hearted. I just never imagined it would be both Sonny.
Sonny?
What Sonny?
You said Sonny.
I don't think so.
The patient is critical. We need to get him into the operation room CHAD!
(confused) Chad?
What? No. I said STAT. As in we need to get him into the operation room CHAD!
Mmmmm. You did it again.
Ummm. I don't think so.
(gets up from the gurney) I heard it too.
Even the dead guy heard it.
You know what? Okay this is ridiculous.
You people are hearing things.
(same time with Chad) I did not say Chad.
(same time with Sonny) I did not say Sonny.
So what do you think was up with the slip of the tongue this morning?
(getting food but not looking at Sonny) They're watching.
(getting food too but not looking at Chad) Yeah. I know. Act natural.
Good call. Just follow my lead.
Okay.
What say you good woman? Were these freshly picked this fine morn?
I said act natural not Amish. This is silly. Why don't we just tell people that we have a date tonight?
Bad idea. You know how much our two shows hate each other. If they find out we're going on a date they'll think it's okay for them and then- (shakes his head)
You don't think those guys like each other, do you?
Maybe. I mean look at them trying to act all discreet.
Well, I happen to be a keen reader of lips. So whatever they're trying to say, they might as well say it to me.
So Chad...
No, Brad.
what's the plan?
Well I'm getting us a limo-
Apparently he's getting a pillow.
to take us-
Two steaks plus.
at 8:00-
He ate a sock.
to a nice dinner.
and a rice thinner.
Read my lips.
[turns to Tawni]
You're a dope.
"Europe's pope."
It is a sad day when a young woman can't try on twelve or thirteen outfits without being accused of going on a date! You should be ashamed of yourselves! (waves her finger) Shame on you! (Grady raises his hand) Yes Grady?
So in the risk of further shame, will you be joining us for pizza night? Because you're in charge of the coupons.
No I won't be joining you.
Ah ha!
Not because I have a date or anything. Because I'll be helping my mother who has a sprained ankle from doing things with that foot that she should not have been doing.
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