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S1 E15Unfinished Business

I can't believe I'm really here! Mom!

Ahhh! This is so exciting! All right. Come here. Now hold still. (rubs Sonny's face)

Mom! Stop it! Stop it! Cut it out! We don't need more sunblock. I'm inside.

Alright, I'm sorry. You know, it's not everyday I hand my beautiful daughter over to show business.

Look mom. We talked about this. Show business is not going to change me.

You've got a big head.

What? I do not. I'm the same girl I was back home in Wisconsin.

With a much bigger head.

My head is the exact same size as-

(turns Sonny around)

(sees a large picture of herself) Whoa. I do have a big head. Cool!

Ah! There she is! There's my new star!

Mr. Pike!

(shakes Sonny's hand) Please, it's Marshall. (shakes Connie's hand) Connie we're so thrilled to have Sonny join our family. Oh, and I promise you, she's in very good hands here.

Good. Because you know what we do to people in Wisconsin who make promises they can't keep.

You make them into cheese. (laughs then stop) I can see where Sonny gets her sense of humor.

Actually I get it from my dad. She's not kidding. But she is hovering.

Alright. Alright. I can take a hint. Someone wants their mom to leave. Okay, come here. Before I go I know I have said this many times but-

Don't talk to strangers.

No, but yes.

Don't swim after eating?

Connie: No but yes.

Don't skateboard with a sucker in your mouth.

I am trying to tell you how proud I am of you. I just, couldn't be prouder... [rubbing Sonny's face]

You just put a little bit more sun block on me, didn't you?

No, but yes.

Bye! [hugs mom]

Well, here we are kiddo. This is the prop house.

Oh my gosh, this is so cool. I've read about this place. Wow, this is where the cast hangs out. This is the gnome from the gnome sketch. And, that's the sarcophagus for the mommy dearest sketch. [sighs] Wow. And, ah, that's a pink hat that I've never really seen before.

Yep. One day, there'll be props in here from sketches you're in, maybe one of your hats. Anyway, just know as executive producer, I'm always here for you. [beep]

Iintercom

Marshall, your mother is on line four.

Take a message.

Iintercom

And five.

I gotta go. [walks away]

[walks to sarcophagus, opens it and sees Zora] Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh! Don't you knock?

Sorry, I didn't realize anyone was here. But, your Zora, and I'm Sonny. I'm new.

Ha. Obviously, otherwise, you would have knocked. Now, if you'll mind... (shut sarcophagus.)

You play the mother, I play the baby. You play the stomach, I play the barf.

I thought you like playing the barf, bro.

No, I like playing the barf. It's the funniest thing that comes out of you, but you know.

Hey guys. [holds her hand out]

Hello there. Nico. [kisses Sonny's hand] But you knew that.

Grady, but you knew that.

And I'm Sonny! But I knew that!

Hey, does this fat suit make me look fat?

You're in a fat suit?

Sonny Ha, ha. See, I was going to tell you how good you did in that fast food sketch, but now I don't think I'm going to.

You just did.

Darn my niceness!

Oh, my gosh! I know you! You're... You're...

[pointing at picture of himself] Him? Chad Dylan Cooper.

You're MacKenzie on MacKenzie Falls!

Yes! No! No! Madge is my waitress character. And all this belongs to Madge, too. :[gestures to her fat suit] Hi, I'm Sonny.

Sonny. That's a nice name.

[reads Chad's autograph] Sonny, thanks for the yogurt. Chad Dylan Cooper. I-I didn't give you any yogurt! Chad Dylan Cooper just stole my yogurt! [talks to an anonymous person] Oh, my gosh! Chad Dylan Cooper just stole my yogurt!

We were trying to make peace.

Please, you were trying to trap us.

Trap you? You've obviously been watching your show too much. You know, not everything is cutthroat and gossipy? Sometimes people do things because they're trying to be nice.

Do they, Sonny? Do they, really? Look, it was sweet of you to put that picnic together. It was way sweet. But the bad blood between our two shows has run too deep for too long to be healed by a bowl of egg salad, and even the best of intentions. [holds Sonny's hand] Just because you wish for something doesn't make it so.

Oh, Chad Dylan--

Shh. The time for talking is over. I must go. So run-- run back to your show, and put your sweet little dreams of peace to bed. [walks away]

(staring at Chad) What just happened?

You know. A lot of people say that it's So Random! that we won this award. But it's not So Random! ... it's never So Random! . Because Mackenzie Falls rules! Thank you, Tweens!

There SHE Is!

Hey, guys. Where have you been?

Where have we been? Where have you been?

I asked you first.

What happened with Chad?

Well, see, I went... [ turns on a hairdryer and its whirring loudly ] [inaudible ) - ( whirring stops ) - And that's why everything is okay.

Did you get back our stuff?

(whirring loudly but Zora turns off the hairdryer)

Stop blowing and start talking.

Well, interesting story.

Did it go something like this? Blah Blah Blah Peace picnic! Blah Blah Blah Oh, I've got nothing.

Actually, I'm acting like a chicken. I'm not afraid to act like a fool. (continues bawking)

FINE! I'LL TAKE YOU ON IN MUSICAL CHAIRS!

Good. See you at noon.

Yes you will! You smell like ham.

I've seen you're acting. That makes two of us.

(he and Sonny are the only ones left in musical chairs) Looks like it's just you, me, and one more thing you're not gonna get.

You know, you're acting pretty confident for someone who's gonna lose!

Ha ha ha. At least I can act.

Can you, Chad? Can you, really?

She's givin' it right back to him.

We might actually win!

Yes! Yes! (music stops and Sonny trips) No!

Ow! It's my ankle, it really hurts. I think something snapped.

(forgets the game) Oh, man... that looks really serious. We'd better get you to a doctor. Just take my hand.

(grabs his hand then smiles and pulls him down, then jumps into the chair to win the game) Peace out, suckas!!

(cheers for Sonny)

(hugs Sonny but then lets go shortly)

You tricked me!

No... I was acting!

Not bad. Perhaps there's a spot for you on MacKenzie Falls... after Portlyn disappears in a mysterious ballooning accident.

You know Sonny, didn't seem like your friends where very supportive. It was almost like they were dissing you.

Oh, them mocking me and making fun of my idea was just their way of, mocking me and making fun of my idea.

Well, you do things differently at "So Random". At the Falls, if one of us cries, we all cry. Let's just assume that when one of you laughs, you all laugh.

I'd like to have a word with you.

GCGirl of the "Mackenzie Falls"" cast

Is that word goodbye?

Oh, if I was talking to you the word would be "moise drie exfoliate"

You know, over at the Falls they trust and support each other.

Did you hear it? She calls it the "Falls". The "Falls".

Well, if you like the "Falls" so much, why don't you go back there?

Yeah, go over there and stick your head in the trust and support fountain.

Good.

Good.

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