Tawni quotes from Sonny With a Chance

Tawni

Oh, so I guess the meddling worked out..

Sonny

It's for me.

Tawni

exactly like I thought it would.

Zora

Hey ladies. Sonny, how is your boyfriend? (singing) Mine's great. Don't worry Tawni, you'll find your someone.

Tawni

(stares at Zora blankly) Hey Zora, look what Westley sent.

Zora

(reading a letter) I like my women like I like my cheese. Sharp. Oh, he thinks i'm sharp. Finely aged. I am two months older than him. And from Wisconsin.

Tawni

Wisconsin? Who do we know from Wisconsin?

Zora

Sonny. The basket's for Sonny. Why is the basket for Sonny?

Sonny

This is a funny story. He thought that when I asked him for pizza, I was asking him to join me for pizza.

Zora

Cradle robber!

Tawni

(laughs) This is a funny story

Tawni

Is it bad? Tell me it's not bad.

Sonny

It's not bad.

Tawni

Oh good. Good.

Sonny

(picks up Dakota's bicycle handle and goes to Tawni) It's worse than bad! We ran over Dakota's new bike! We're dead, dead, dead! (crying)

Tawni

But I was the driver which makes me deader, deader, deader! (crying)

Tawni

Now we're losers!

Zora

(points to locations on the map) Here is where she has her morning temper tantrum, afternoon tantrum, ballet class, and evening tantrum.

Tawni

This is ridiculous. We're never going to get that bell. It would be easier to get her kidney.

Zora

Oh, you want her kidney. That would be this map. (flips the page)

(screaming in disgust and yells at Zora to put it away)

Zora

(turns the paper)

Tawni

Thank you.

Dakota

(sleep talking) Find bike thief. Rip head off. Have daddy fire headless body.

Tawni

Now is our chance.

Sonny

(cuts the bell)

Dakota

(sleep talking) Play soccer with bike thief's head. (sits up and still sleep talking) Goal! Yay! (lies back down)

(run out of the prop house)

Sonny

No, no. Doesn't... doesn't bother me at all. (looks at wrist with no watch) Oh look at the time. I gotta call my grandmother in Wisconkiss. Kissconsin. You know what? Shut it, Tawni! (leaves)

Tawni

Wow, it bothers her more than I hoped it would. Ha, I win.

Sonny

It's like you and... that muffin! Gosh, take a breath.

Tawni

See, this is what a spark looks like.

Tawni

I've put together a catalogue of boys I've rejected that I think would settle for you. (hands catalogue to Sonny)

Sonny

(takes catalogue) Aww, Tawni. You know, it's in moments like this you learn to appreciate having real friends.

Sonny

(puts down catalogue and stands up) I'm gonna go find one.

Sonny

(nervously playing with a spring toy)

Tawni

(takes the spring toy away)

Sonny

Sorry. I feel like I just got called to the principal's office.

Tawni

I was home schooled. I feel like I'm in my mother's kitchen.

(fighting each other with staffs) Knock knock, who's there. Knock knock, who's there.

Sonny

There is no way I'm going to let that happen! (goes after Marshall)

Tawni

Get her!

Nico

(picks Sonny up and carries her out) We're not going to let that happen!

Sonny

Stop it! Put me down!

And the Choicey goes to...

Mac...aroni and cheese, it's So Random!

Tawni

Well, well, well. Oh gosh, I have something that I've been waiting to say for five years! To my friends at Mackenzie Falls-

Sonny

High road.

Tawni

To my friends at Mackenzie Falls-

Sonny

(interrupts Tawni) IN YOUR FACE MACKENZIE FALLS! YEAH! OH YEAH! IN YOUR FACE! WE WON AND YOU THOUGHT WE'D LOSE! BUT GUESS WHAT? WE WON! WHOO! (calms down) Uh, what I meant to say was...thank you.

Chad

(shocked and frowning)