You'll never get away with this, Eggman!
Sonic will see you coming from a mile away!
[Inside, it is revealed that Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks have all turned evil and have Eggman's mustaches on their faces.]
Yeah! If we wanna trap Sonic, we got to think like Sonic!
[Dramatic music plays and the camera shifts to all of Sonic's evil friends before stopping on Eggman.]
This is even better than I hoped! Five evil genius masterminds!
Actually, I'm an evil mastermind of average intelligence.
Five evil genius masterminds, give or take. Working together under my leadership, we'll be unstoppable!
So here's the plan! We wait at the beach shack for Sonic, and then bombard it with an all-out robot assault from five different sides! [Moves the figurines around]
No, no, no! [Has a badnik figurine] What we should do is tunnel underneath to bypass his defenses!
[With a flying badnik figurine] We should attack from above by plane!
We have to get rid of his stupid friends first!
Robo assault!
Tunnel!
Airplane!
Robo assault!
Tunnel!
Airplane!
I'm yelling words!
Calm down! Even though you're evil geniuses now, for the most part, you lack experience. Time for a crash course in villainy! [Laughs manically]
[Later, Eggman is in the classroom with the others.]
Evil lesson number one: Berating your underlings! Orbot. Would you kindly hand out the worksheets?
Gladly, Sir. [Proceeds to do so]
[Stops Orbot with a ruler] Not that worksheet, you dunderhead! [Knocks some of the worksheets off] See? It's that easy.
[The others write down what they saw. Now in Eggman's monitor room.]
Lesson number four: Surveillance! There's nothing more evil than recording your subjects without their knowledge. [Looks over to Orbot and Cubot messing around]
[Wearing a Viking helmet] Ota oh ha! Ota oh ha!
Get me a monkey wrench. I'll fix that.
For the security camera?
No.
[In a different room.]
Lesson number seven: Mustache care and maintenance. Fifty strokes every morning. But don't overdo it!
Or what?
[Her mustache is messed up] Don't ask..!
[Back in the classroom.]
Lesson number twelve: Lesson numbering! Evil lessons should be numbered as followed: "1", "4", "7", "12", "16".
[Outside of the lair.]
Lesson number sixteen: Target practice!
[Eggman, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks all fire at Orbot and Cubot with Disintegrator Rays.]
We must procure assistance.
We don't have time for that! Let's just get help!
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