(The scene opens at Sonic's shack, where we see him sleeping)
(sleep-talking) No, stop! You're pure evil! Why are you coloring my arms!?
(Some spit lands on Sonic, causing him to wake up and come face-to-face with a gross creature.)
Ahh! (smells the animal) Ugh! You need a bath and a shower. And to get the heck outta my shack! What are you, anyway?
(The creature bellows, tripping Sonic off his hammock.)
BBeaver
Actually, it's a widabit. A very rare and majestic species.
Doesn't seem so majestic to me.
(At Meh Burger...)
AmySo, how are things at the man cave? You two must be having a blast.
Heck, yeah! I love destroying Tails in Mutant Wrestling every night! Ain't that right, pal?
(laughs nervously) Yeah...
Uh, I think you mean "Sonic".
No, it says "Sanic" right here.
This'll take a minute. (Rushes off)
You guys gotta help me! I don't know how much longer I can handle this. Sonic may be my best friend, but living with him is a nightmare! Any idea how much longer the widabit will be staying in Sonic's shack?
Amy
Could be months. You can't hurry love.
But maybe you can push it along...
(At Amy's house, Team Sonic is watching TV together.)
WDetective Wombat
Looks like our killer had the necessary...koala-fications!
Wombat's my favorite character in Marsupial Crime Unit. Sure, his digestion's slow, and so are his reflexes, but he always gets his man!
Alright, next up: a Meh Meal for two... (skids to a stop) ...for Amy Rose?
(Sonic knocks on her door, and Amy answers, wearing a coy smile and setting up her living room for a romantic ambiance. Oh, boy...)
Hey, Amy. I got your food for you and...Tommy the Ox? Leroy the Turtle? Lady Goat? Honestly, I don't even care. It's not like it's you and I--
Amy
It's for you, Sonic. I thought you'd like a break from work.
'Kay, but I only got a minute.
[Sonic quickly devours his burger.]
'Kay, this was fun. Gotta go, bye!
(Sonic dashes off. Having failed, Amy's exasperated sigh puts out the candles.)
[Amy commentates herself at a soccer match with the gang]
Amy
It all comes down to this one penalty kick. Can the young woman break the glass ceiling and prove once and for all that a female can be just as good an athlete as a male?!
You know, Amy, anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo.
[Sonic, Tails, Amy and Sticks are taken aback by Knuckles's thought-provoking choice of words for a short pause]
What? Just because I'm a meathead doesn't mean I'm not a feminist.
Finally! My matter transporter is finished!
Better do a test run, just to be safe.
Amy
I heard Meh Burger removed artificial dyes from their food. Now their patties are naturally gray.
Is it that obvious? I was hoping no one would notice.
(Tails flies to the cavern containing the trapped Beebots.)
I received your messages, my worker bees. (Shuts off the force field as the Beebots gather) Yes! GATHER! SWARM!! FOR I AM THE KING OF THE BEEBOTS!
(Tails laughs manically as he rallies the Beebots against his friends.)
Amy
Tails, what's come over you??
Gone is the useless fox you all once knew! I finally understand my true power! I've become one with the hive! Beebots, ATTACK YOUR CAPTORS!
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