Let’s see that lunch money.
Charlie, as things aren’t going well between you and I, I have decided to enlist the help of a local police officer to act as a go-between. I think his experience in dealing with tense situations will proof valuable to both of us. [Charlie reaches out his hand, the frightened the Beaver Policeman drops his money in it and leaves. Charlie reaches out once more and Knuckles drops his money too. Charlie is sitting in his armor, Knuckles sneaks up to him] Charlie is not letting up, but I can’t go back to being counter productive, so I’ll take the high road and stay out of his way until he cools off. [Charlie notices him, takes a huge ice cream and smashes it onto Knuckles] I figured it out! All Charlie really wants is a friend. Yeah, he is practically crying out to me for help! [reaches to Charlie] Hello, pal! I baked you this pie! Perhaps we can see a movie together and/or enjoy a frosted beverage.
[grabs the pie and smashed it into Knuckles’ face, then grabs him and throws him into a dustbin] See the wrath of my super villain powers! [Knuckles falls screaming and stops in front of Sonic, Tails and Amy]
Great news, Knuckles! I think Charlie just let you off the hook.
Knuckles': Really? Because from my perspective, it didn’t go so well.
SonicNo, what Tails means is that Charlie just called himself a super villain.
[looks into Counter Productive] Page 235 of Counter Productive - "If the person you’re trying to make up to turns into a super villain, you can forget all that stuff I said about fixing your past mistakes. In that case, knock yourself out."
I know what I have to do now!
Let’s go, Charlie! [claps his hands, no one joins in] Really, nothing? Am I the only one on the side of evil here?
[Charlie attacks Knuckles with the ray, Knuckles can hit him and Charlie falls on the stairs, the civilians are cheering. Charlie gets up and attacks again, he can hit Knuckles]
Alright, Charlie! Crush him!
Let’s finish this, Knuckles! [Knuckles looks around and sees a dustbin. As Charlie attacks again, he takes the cap of the bin and reflects the ray, which freezes his robot arm] What the…? [Knuckles destroys the arm, Charlies armor falls down. He throws some dust at Knuckles, Eggman and Belinda cheer. Charlie attacks Knuckles again with the ray, but he can reach the armor and demolish it. The Civilians are cheering]
Truce? (And... no hard feelings?)
[walks to Knuckles] Truce. (And not all.)
Aw, come on! It was just starting to get good!
Sonic
Great job, Knuckles! You stood up for yourself and stopped a super villain.
Thanks, guys. Who’s up for some burgers? My treat! [runs to Charlie] Give me all your lunch money! [laughs] Ah, just kidding! [Team Sonic walks off laughing]
Great job, Charlie! You stood up for yourself and got a new job... as a super villain.
But what about the truce? [Belinda shows him her crossed fingers]
(At Hedgehog Village, Sonic wakes up from rubble caused by a damaged wall.)
Sonic
Ugh.... What happened? I haven't felt this horrible ever since I've seen Comedy Chimp's swimsuit calendar. (shudders) November.
(Sonic gets up, seeing himself wearing a vest.)
Sonic
And why do I look like a discount-bin action figure?
(At Tails's workshop...)
Okay, guys. I'll be the first to admit that my speed-boost experiments were a tad inconclusive.
Does "inconclusive" mean the same as "hilarious"?
Well, you know what they say: no pain, no gain.
Sonic
(sarcastically) I'm sorry this was painful for you, Tails.
It's okay. Besides, without your broken ribs, I never would've invented this, (reveals a vest and control panel) my Ultra-Sonic Speed Amplifier!
[beat]
(The gang gives Tails a lukewarm applause.)
Spare me your halfhearted applause. Once you see what this baby can do, your applause will be at least three-quarter-hearted!
(Tails puts the vest on Sonic)
Sonic
So, if I wear this thing for six weeks, will my ribs heal properly?
No. This control panel will deliver amplification signals into your chest plate, allowing you to reach unparalleled speeds, all using state-of-the-art blast-processing technology!
"Blast-processing technology"? Those are just phony-baloney buzzwords to fool the simple-minded!
Blast-processing technology?? Oh, gimme, gimme, gimme!
Sonic
Seriously!? After all you put me through this morning...absolutely!!
(Tails activates the panel, sending Sonic dashing off, faster than usual.)
Sonic
Wow! It works!
(via com unit) How are you feeling, Sonic?
Sonic
Like a hummingbird on his third espresso! Tails, you're a genius! How about a little more juice?
(Back at the workshop, Tails takes a sip from a juice box.)
And I'll up the levels, too.
(Tails increases the power level, increasing Sonic's speed.)
Sonic
Woo! Faster!
(Tails increases the levels again, making Sonic fast enough to even jump over the crater!)
Sonic
(yelling) FASTER!!
Uh, I don't think we should--
Sonic
FASTER!!!!
(With Sonic's speed increased even further, he runs back to the lab. He dashes around Knuckles, tapping his shoulder to fool him.)
Sonic
It wasn't me. It was him!
(Sonic dashes again, this time generating an illusory clone waving casually.)
He's going so fast, he's appearing in two places at once!
Sonic
But we could always go faster! Tails, crank it!!!
(Sonic begins running out of the lab and toward the village.)
I really think we should do more tests before we push the--
Sonic
DO IT!!!!!
Sonic
Think, Sonic -- how did this happen...? Must've been Eggman.
Sonic: Did you miss me? (Destroys a Badnik)
Well, this whole plan kinda hinged on your absence, so, no, not really.
(The scene opens at Sonic's shack, where we see him sleeping)
Sonic
(sleep-talking) No, stop! You're pure evil! Why are you coloring my arms!?
(Some spit lands on Sonic, causing him to wake up and come face-to-face with a gross creature.)
Sonic
Ahh! (smells the animal) Ugh! You need a bath and a shower. And to get the heck outta my shack! What are you, anyway?
(The creature bellows, tripping Sonic off his hammock.)
BBeaver
Actually, it's a widabit. A very rare and majestic species.
Sonic
Doesn't seem so majestic to me.
(At Meh Burger...)
So, how are things at the man cave? You two must be having a blast.
Sonic
Heck, yeah! I love destroying Tails in Mutant Wrestling every night! Ain't that right, pal?
(laughs nervously) Yeah...
Sonic
Uh, I think you mean "Sonic".
No, it says "Sanic" right here.
Sonic
This'll take a minute. (Rushes off)
You guys gotta help me! I don't know how much longer I can handle this. Sonic may be my best friend, but living with him is a nightmare! Any idea how much longer the widabit will be staying in Sonic's shack?
Could be months. You can't hurry love.
But maybe you can push it along...
(At Amy's house, Team Sonic is watching TV together.)
WDetective Wombat
Looks like our killer had the necessary...koala-fications!
Sonic
Wombat's my favorite character in Marsupial Crime Unit. Sure, his digestion's slow, and so are his reflexes, but he always gets his man!
Sonic
Alright, next up: a Meh Meal for two... (skids to a stop) ...for Amy Rose?
(Sonic knocks on her door, and Amy answers, wearing a coy smile and setting up her living room for a romantic ambiance. Oh, boy...)
Sonic
Hey, Amy. I got your food for you and...Tommy the Ox? Leroy the Turtle? Lady Goat? Honestly, I don't even care. It's not like it's you and I--
It's for you, Sonic. I thought you'd like a break from work.
Sonic
'Kay, but I only got a minute.
[Sonic quickly devours his burger.]
Sonic
'Kay, this was fun. Gotta go, bye!
(Sonic dashes off. Having failed, Amy's exasperated sigh puts out the candles.)
Finally! My matter transporter is finished!
Better do a test run, just to be safe.
I heard Meh Burger removed artificial dyes from their food. Now their patties are naturally gray.
Sonic
Tails, what happened?
Is it that obvious? I was hoping no one would notice.
(Tails flies to the cavern containing the trapped Beebots.)
I received your messages, my worker bees. (Shuts off the force field as the Beebots gather) Yes! GATHER! SWARM!! FOR I AM THE KING OF THE BEEBOTS!
(Tails laughs manically as he rallies the Beebots against his friends.)
Tails, what's come over you??
Gone is the useless fox you all once knew! I finally understand my true power! I've become one with the hive! Beebots, ATTACK YOUR CAPTORS!
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