Scenes with Sonic 46
My summer-themed seat cushions with floral upholstery that complements each guest's natural coloring are ready. The ice sculpture has melted just enough to hide the carving marks. [Checking things off a clipboard]
And I dug a trench around the picnic table and filled it with broken glass!
[Camera pans out to show the trench and glass around the table.]
I might've used rose petals, but we'll go with it. [Turns] Sonic! How are you doing on those fruit drinks?
[Camera shows the fruit sitting on a stone, then shows Sonic, who has fallen asleep on the beach chair.]
Why am I not surprised? Tails! Where's the soothing music?!
[Sitting on the poach of Sonic's Shack with a music control panel in front of him] Right here! But, I thought it would be better if I gave it a little boost! [Presses a switch on the panel]
[Loud music comes out of the speakers, blowing a large leaf onto Amy as Tails quickly turns the music off.]
[Annoyed as she takes the leaf off her] Knuckles, are my grilled pheasants ready?
Not now, Amy, I'm busy. [Holds up hand to show he has put the raw pheasant on it like a puppet, he changes his voice as if the pheasant itself is speaking] Oh, please don't cook me, Knuckles. [Changes his voice to a lower one as he holds up his other hand with a pheasant on it] Today turned out a lot different than I expected.
[Looking upset] Sticks, sometimes I don't know why I go out of my way to make things nice for these guys.
[Standing on the poach] You deserve better. I mean, this table! It should be hanging in a museum!
Euagh! [Jumps onto the table, grabs an oyster shell and smacks it on the ground, holding the broken ends like a weapon] Back, villain! Just give me the signal, Amy, and I'll clam him!
[Tails, Knuckles, and Sonic form up behind Sticks.]
Don't let the fact that I constantly try to destroy you lead you to believe that I'm here to destroy you. I just want to hire Amy to redo my lair.
[Sonic, Knuckles, Sticks, and Tails laugh, but Amy looks flattered and happy.]
SonicCome on, Amy, you're not buying this.
[Annoyed] Is it so hard to believe Eggman might actually respect my talents?
Sonic
Well, yeah. [Realizes what he said] Wait, that came out wrong.
[Stares at her friends for a second, then happily turns to Eggman] I accept.
[The rest of the team stares in utter shock]
Sonic
Don't go with Eggbreath!
You can't trust him! He's evil!
[Walking over to Eggman] I can take care of myself!
Splendid! My lair awaits. After you. [Gestures to where Amy needs to go]
[Holds up one of his hands, which still has the meat on it, he changes his voice again] Don't look at me. I didn't use her lovingly prepared meal as a puppet.
[Amy is still stuck inside the cage, looking upset. She smells something]
[The wall is destroyed, showing Sticks, Knuckles, Tails, and Sonic, who are dirty.]
It's us! We snuck in through a sewer pipe!
I was wondering how long it would take for you guys to miss me.
Sonic
We may have a hard time saying it, Amy, but... well, you know.
[Tails runs over and deactivates the cage, freeing Amy]
Sonic
There's no way were going back out the way we came in. Care to do the honors? [Hands Amy her hammer]
[Sonic and Amy are waiting in line at the cashier's counter.]
Sonic
Man, I am starving! Next exit: Munchytown. Population: us.
[Just as Sonic walks up to the cashier, Dr. Eggman cuts right in front of him immediately]
Hey, no cutsies! I was here first!
Sonic
No way, Egghead! We've been waiting!
DIDave the Intern
Um, I believe the barrel-chested gentleman with the luxuriant mustache was first.
Sonic
What?! Are you serious?!
Sonic, let's not make a scene.
That's how we do it! Score one for Eggman. [Starts dancing as techno music plays. Sonic and Amy watch, unimpressed.] Just gotta flash the 'stache.
[Eggman is eating a burger. There are fries and a drink on his table.]
Mmm, now that's good! How's yours over there? Oh, right. Yours isn't ready yet. Should have been faster, Sonic! [Laughs evilly]
[Dave carries a tray to Sonic and Amy's table.]
Okay, here we are. Two double Meh Burgers with extra pickles.
Sonic
I said no pickles!
[Laughing] Oh, this is just the best day ever!
[Eggman is eating burger and then interrupted by Dave.]
[Clears throat] I'm Dave, big fan of yours, sir. I've studied all of your attacks: the Bee Bot gambit, the lair gambit, the gambit gambit.
Ah, yes, that one was doubly risky. I like the cut of your jib. How'd you like to be my unpaid intern?
It'd be an honor to work for you without pay.
Did I mention I like you jib-cut-wise?
Yeah! [Places a golf ball on a tee] Who's gonna take it downtown? Knuckles! That's who! Gonna pour Sonic a hurt-tonic. And the pain is gonna be chronic!
Sonic
Okay, we get it. [flips a coin]
Tails! [Turning his attention to Tails] Tails, you flip it! Not sure I trust this guy.
[Sonic gives the coin to Tails who flips it in the air.]
[The coin lands on Tails' wrist and he flips it over to reveal it as tails.]
[Sonic tosses his golf ball into the air and hits it with his club. The golf ball then flies right into the hole and rolls back down the mountain where it pops up from a hole and Sonic catches it.]
[Knuckles heads over to swing his gofaball and the golf ball rolls toward the hole but a leaf lands on it causing it to move the other way.]
Aw, come on! You saw the wind blew that, right? [Swings another gofaball but it hits some birds.] What?!
Sonic
You gotta factor in bird migration. That's Gopher Ball 101.
[Knuckles growls and goes to swing another ball. However, it ends up going past the hole and Knuckles tries again. He tries again over and over until he tires out.]
Maybe you need to work on your swing.
You kidding me?! It has nothing to with my swing! It has everything to do with luck!
[Sonic and Tails just stare at him and Knuckles takes another swing where the ball actually stops in midair before landing. A frustrated Knuckles throws his club which actually lands in the hole and Knuckles screams loudly. Like a "Gaaaaah!".]
Sonic
[Reading a book before noticing Knuckles.] Oh man, Knuckles. You okay?
[Covered in bruises.] Am I okay? Are you okay, you mean?! [Flicks Sonic's nose.] Or are you getting too nervous about the Gopher Ball beat down heading your way. [Coughs and wheezes] Give me a minute! It's hard to trash talk with a punctured lung.
Sonic
Looks to me like you're not in much condition to play anything.
Ha! You only think I'm not in much condition to... whatever you said! But, in fact, I finally tipped the luck balance of the universe back in my favor! Your lucky streak is over, Sonic! Brace yourself, my friend. 'Cause there's nothing but sunny skies ahead for this- Oof! [Is suddenly crushed by a refrigerator.]
[Meteors are raining down with Knuckles at the bottom trying to get hit by one of them.]
Come on, meteors! Take your best shot!
You've got to do something! He's going to hurt himself!
Sonic
What do you suggest we do?
You could lose to him on purpose.
Sonic
What else ya got? [Tails and Amy have no other ideas. Sonic sighs.] I'll talk some sense into him. Leave it to me. [Jumps down and runs to Knuckles.] Knux, you're wasting your time with this luck stuff. I've been beating you lately entirely due to skill.
Sonic
Skill!
Sonic
Skill! By the way, I beat you in this argument just now.
You didn't win yet, because I'm still saying the word 'luck'. Luuuuuck!
[Knuckes gets crushed by a meteor while Amy facepalms at this.]
Sonic
Can we discuss this somewhere else?
[Sonic helps Knuckles from under the meteor.]
Sonic
So, Knux, I was kinda hoping we could get you to stop this nonsense before an asteroid pulverizes you into baby food. Any suggestions?
Admit that luck is the only reason you've been beating me all this time!
Sonic
How about we have a rematch right now? Skill vs. Skill!
[Knuckles smiles agreeing to the idea.]
[Sonic and Knuckles are about to play another game of Gofaball.]
Sonic
Go ahead. Take your shot.
Don't you feel the ground rumbling?
Sonic
Nice try, Lucky.
[Knuckles swings and the ball ends up hitting Eggman's Eggmobile when he was passing by.]
Sonic
Okay, that there was a little weird. I'll give you that.
A little?! Are you kidding me?!
[Sonic skids to a stop right in front of Eggman. Amy, Sticks, and Tails arrive just after.]
Sonic
So Eggman, what makes you think this stunt will go any better than the last dozen or so you've pulled?
The Luck Balance of the Universe. That's what!
What? You believe that stuff, too?
[Knuckles runs up behind them.]
Sorry I'm late. What can I do to-
[The roof falls down from the sky and lands on the ground.]
I'm unscathed! I'm a little schmitzy! But no matter. It's also laundry day!
[Eggman turns around, Orbot and Cubot follow.]
[Singing] Today is my lucky day!
[Knuckles walks up, holding his head.]
You guys okay? Wow, that was nuts. I can't believe that.
Sonic
We had him cornered. What are you doing here?
Sonic
You're not helping! You're just bad luck! I have an idea. Since you and your bad luck just hurt our side, why don't you just join Eggman and make it official?
Fine! If that's how you're gonna be about it, I'm gonna work with someone who appreciates me! [Knuckles runs off angrily.]
Knuckles, come back! [Sonic walks up next to her.]
Sonic
Hold up. Let's let this play out.
[Dr. Eggman is floating in the Eggmobile above the destroyed building. The villagers, frightened, look up at him.]
Attention, village. Your panicked screaming and fear-addled hysteria have so charmed and delighted me these past few moments, that I wish to extend my appreciation by debuting for you my most extravagant ode to destruction yet. Behold: the Mega!
[Eggman's giant robot, called the Mega, appears in front of the villagers, and the villagers gasp in horror.]
I call him that because he's seven percent bigger than my other robots.
[Eggman, Orbot, and Cubot turn to see Knuckles walking up to them.]
Eggman, I'm through with Sonic. I'm joining your side.
[Eggman, amused, flies in a circle around Knuckles.]
Ah! A defector has come to join the winning team. More good luck!
Pretty cool robot. [He approaches the enormous robot.] New?
Yeah, nice, right? Safe to say my best ever. [Eggman pushes a button on his wrist control. The robot starts moving, but suddenly, due to Knuckles' bad luck, its head explodes. The crowd gasps while Knuckles looks at the robot, puzzled.] Though, it's basically a prototype. [The robot places its hand in the hole where its head exploded and pulls out a bomb.] Never really tested it in the field before, but the designs look really sound. [The bomb starts beeping, and the robot places it back into its body.] So, I figured with this string of good luck I've been having. [The bomb in the robot detonates, causing the body to rocket into the sky and completely explode. Parts rain down across the village, yet interestingly, Eggman chuckles happily.] Hey, now it's tested, and I don't have to clean up the mess. [Eggman turns to Knuckles.] Good luck with that, suckers! [Eggman leaves with Orbot and Cubot.]
[Knuckles feels really depressed.]
Wow, my bad luck follows me wherever I go.
[Sonic, Amy, Sticks, and Tails walk up to Knuckles.]
Sonic
Or, is it good luck? After all, our side won.
But I was on the other side.
Sonic
No, you weren't. I sent you on a secret mission for us.
It was so secret... even I didn't know about it.
Yeah. You see, you switched sides, and your bad luck overpowered Eggman's good luck, but you were really on our side, so by losing, you won!
[Everyone is leaving the village together.]
You know what I've been wondering, though?
Where crazy luck theories come from?
When the bad luck leaves me... where does it go?
[A large piece of the smashed robot lands right on top of Tails, revealing that Knuckles' bad luck has passed to him. Everyone turns around and sees him lying underneath the heavy metal.]
There's a perfectly good... explanation for this. [The equipment falls onto his head again.]
[Team Sonic is watching a meteor shower over it near a campfire.]
Tails, what are you doing?
[laying down on a rock looking at the sky] Just enjoying this beautiful meteor shower.
[Colorful meteors rain down from the night sky.]
That one's flying beautifully toward us!
[A meteor flies over Team Sonic and it crashes nearby.]
This could be a major find! We need to approach it cautiously and with great care so that–
Sonic
Race ya! [speeds off while Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks follow behind]
Sonic
[as the others catch up] Hah! First!
Sonic
Eggman!?
[Team Sonic notice Eggman, Orbot, and Cubot in the Eggmobile, which had been hovering over the crater.]
That's right, and as the intrepid explorer that first discovered this regal rock, I hearby call "dibs"!
Sonic
What? You can't call "dibs".
Oh, so now you don't respect "dibs"? What's next? Are you gonna allow "cutsies", flout the 5 second rule, step on a crack without any regard for your mother's spinal column?
Sonic
Of course I respect "dibs", but you can only call "dibs" if you are touching the thing you desire to "dib".
Ohhh! Well, in that case… [he and Sonic both race to the meteor and touch it at the exact same time]
Sonic [in Eggman's body]: [wakes up] Ugh... [looks around] What am I doing in Eggman's lair? [looks at a mirror and sees Eggman] Gah! Eggman! [jumps at the mirror and is knocked backwards] What the…? [with the doctor's voice] What am I doing in Eggman's body?!
[he and Cubot enter the room and approach "Eggman"] Dr. Eggman, you're awake!
We had to drag you back home. It was Spring Break all over again!
[A series of illustrated photos are shown: Eggman playing beach volleyball with his robots; Eggman singing to an audience that consists of his robots; Eggman posing with a sand castle; Cubot, snickering while placing suntan lotion on the forehead of a napping Eggman; Orbot and Cubot dragging a still-unconscious Eggman back to the lair, his body sunburned, save for a Sonic-shaped mark on the forehead.]
Sonic
I'm not Eggman, I'm Sonic!
[to Cubot] He's pretending to be Sonic again.
Well, I'm not gonna be Amy this time!
Sonic
I'm telling you, I'm Sonic! Eggman switched brains with me... I mean, I switched bodies with Eggman!
Uh, hang on. Did you switch brains or did you switch bodies?
Sonic
Both! (I think.)
Well then, nothing's changed.
Sonic
Listen, Gear-brain-
[to Orbot] Definitely Eggman. [Orbot nods in agreement.]
Sonic
Look. I'm not Eggman. I'll prove it! [attempts to use his speed, but cannot access it in Eggman's body, and now he quickly exhausts himself] Hoh, boy... can't... breathe. What is this awful feeling... in my lungs?
[sarcastically applauses] Good show, sir.
[sarcastically] Real impressive stuff, boss.
Sonic
[still out of breath] Need to... find Tails. He'll know what to do!
Did you see the look on his face when he ran off?
He looked ridiculous! Especially with that stupid mustache!
All right, Noodles. That's enough.
[Thumping is then heard which shakes the ground.]
Whoa. Did you guys feel that?
[The thumping continues and is soon revealed to be coming from the Mega knocking down trees and then arriving at the shack with Sonic, Orbot, Cubot and the other robots. Eggman and the others get into position, ready to fight.]
Sonic
Remember, warning shots only. I don't want anyone hurt. Got it? [notices the robot's aren't listening] Well, what are you waiting for?
We are programmed only to obey orders after being threatened.
Sonic
[realizes this and sighs] All right, then. Nobody gets hurt or somebody's gonna get hurt! (Better?)
OCOrbot and Cubot
Yes, sir!
[The robots begin to move forward and attack. Amy and the others begin to destroy the robots.]
Aw, come on! Do you have any idea how much those cost? I mean, between the parts and labor... [Amy destroys a robot with her hammer.] Aw, geez! [Knuckles and Sticks destroy a few robots.]
[Sonic tries to dodge the Mega, but it accidentally knocks him to the ground causing him to land on Eggman.]
He's gonna be feeling that tomorrow.
[2 Bee Bots circle around Sonic and Eggman.]
Hey, Eggman crushed Sonic!
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