Claudia quotes from Shameless

Claudia

[Opens hotel door to Debbie] Debbie? Hey.

Debbie

Uh... I was just wondering why you gave me this last night.

Claudia

Oh, I'm sorry. Was it not enough? Here, come in. Come in. Just, um- my wallet's right over there. Just take whatever your rate is. I wasn't sure.

Debbie

[Closes door and scoffs] Claudia, I don't have a rate. I'm not a prοstitսte.

Claudia

You're not? Why were you sitting with all the prostitutes, then? You know, they call that hо Corner.

Debbie

I did not know that. [Chuckles] I just met you, and I thought I liked you.

Claudia

So I was a freebie?

Debbie

No, you weren't a freebie, because you're not a john and I'm not a prοstitսte. I just thought we hit it off.

Claudia

Oh! Well, I thought we had a connection, too. So this is a misunderstanding?

Debbie

Big mistake. Huge.

Claudia

Great. Um, I have to get to work, but can I take you out on a proper date later?

Debbie

Sure.

Claudia

[On the phone] Bring your chastity belt, Jerry, because I am going to fսck everybody who had anything to do with this shit show of a deal, starting with you! [Debbie wakes up and Claudia sighs, leans in to kiss her] Oh, I'm sorry, pussycat. Did I wake you? [Chuckles] Mm. Ugh. My lunch has turned into a teleconference with Dubai. Can I impose on you to do me a favor?

Debbie

Of course. What?

Claudia

Great. Um, can you pick Julia up after school?

Debbie

Julia?

Claudia

My kid. Oh. Did I not tell you about her?

Debbie

[Laughs] No. [Claudia chuckles] But that's cool. I didn't tell you about my kid either. Franny. She's four.

Claudia

[Walks to Debbie and turning around for her to do up her dress back zipper] Oh, God. They are so perfect at that age, aren't they?

Debbie

[Sets down plate for Claudia] Here you go. An omelet with... Oh. Asparagus, mushrooms, and cheese from a goat. Sounds weird, but it's actually pretty good.

Claudia

You're amazing.

Debbie

[Scoffs] It's just an omelet.

Claudia

It's beautiful. You're beautiful. I love having you around. I love being around.

[Walks by naked] Gonna hop in the shower. Sounds good, honey.