Sea Patrol · Season 2
ET's being posted with us?
Good to have the old gang back together, wouldn't you say?
[ET is driven over from HMAS Melbourne in a RHIB.]
Wooh-hoo-hoo! It's the creature from the deep.
I heard you fellas couldn't deal without me.
Yeah right.
It's good to see you again mate.
It's good to be here.
Charge, they let you up here too, do they?
Ooh, yeah. Condition was I cleaned up my jokes. And my calendars.
[Checking out the calendar.] What is she wearing?
I dunno. I believe it’s called a ‘bikini top’.
Now, I thought I told you to confine her to your cabin.
I don’t know how she got back up here, ma’am.
Everyone, you’re on notice. You bring your dirty mugs down to the galley when you’ve finished with them. Otherwise, next time, you can be drinking out of cardboard.
Consider yourselves told.
We'll let RO give them the good news.
[Sarcastically.] Thank you sir.
[During a training exercise – weapons are the gash - old food waste.]
Ma’am. Put down the weapon. I mean it ma’am. Put the weapon down.
[Bomber drops the broccoli.]
Now, step away from the cauliflower.
It’s a broccoli, you idiot.
I thought the Charge was stabbed. Did he hit his head as well?
He's doing Tai Chi.
Yeah, yeah, and if it was you, I wouldn't be asking. But it's the Charge!
Listen! Look, we're all running away from something. You're ahead. At least you know what you're running from.
You could restore power to the bridge.
In my shoes, would you?
I would never be in your shoes.
Here’s Plan A, and there is no Plan B so this better work.
What is that?
Croque monsier.
Crocca what?
Ham and cheese toasted sangers.
Oh, alright.
It's a great to hear your voice, sir. Any advice would be highly appreciated.
Buffer, it's a time for a Graunch boarding.
[To Swain.] Tell me he didn't say "Graunch"!
I think he did, ma'am.
[Kate lets out a frustrated sigh.]
Sir, you are a mad man. It's a pleasure to serve under you. Wish us luck. Over.
Not quiche again.
Charge, this is real man’s quiche – bacon, sausage, barbeque sauce, splash of Tabasco. Put whickers on your whiskers. Or in Spider’s case, it may bring on puberty.
I’ll have you know I shave every day.
Legs and bikini line don’t count, mate.
It’ll put hair on your chest, then.
I’ve got hair on my chest, okay? Just like yours.
[Under the effects of rohypnol.] I don’t agree with extramarital soy sauce.
Right. Yeah, well, um... I’ll let you sleep it off.
[Mumbling.] You’re a beautiful man, Mike Flynn. Just beautiful.
Okay. Thank you.
[Under the effects of rohypnol.] Why did you leave?
Nav, what’s your take on this Campbell Fulton guy?
Uh, he’s a Marine Protection guy, sir.
Yeah, I know that, but is he a bit of a loose cannon?
He’s a Marine Protection guy, sir.
Enough said.
Man, this smell’s knocking me out.
It smells ‘a-trochus’.
Mate, that joke’s ‘a-trochus’.
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