[Carrying a box of exotic fish.] X, they've got the whole cast of Finding Nemo down there!
S3 E1Catch and Release
How do we frame our grief? How do we make sense of a life taken away so early? These are the things we will ponder for years to come and there are no easy answers. What is clear, though, is the way ET lived his life. He represented the finest values of the Royal Australian Navy. He believed passionately. He was loyal to his crew, and he never sharped his duty. He was courageous, diligent, and his sense of humour could defuse even the most difficult situation. He was a son, he was a brother, he was a friend, and he... he was a member of my crew. We will miss him.
NCNavy Chaplain
I now commit Leading Seaman Joshua Holiday to the sea, may his soul rest in peace.
General salute, present, arms!
[Last Post plays in background.]
Present! Fire! Fire! Fire!
[While guns are firing, ET's ashes are poured out and into the wind, then Charge tosses a wreath into the ocean.]
[Under her breath.] Goodbye.
S3 E2Monkey Business
[Buffer comes outside after villagers throw vodka bottles at ship deck.]
Oi, what do you think you're doing? Turn round and walk away mate! Oh, you want me to come down there?
What do you think of our new Electronics Tech?
Up himself and unprofessional.
It's early days.
[Kate opens hatch in roof.]
22Dads
My God, it's a monkey! How'd he get here?
I don't know, but he seems to know you.
Has anyone seen my watch?
[Spider taps on the watch Charge is wearing.]
No, the gold watch, you panda.
S3 E3China Dolls
Excuse me X.
Mmm?
Um, I thought you might like one of these. [Hands her a picture of the guys with the baby.]
Oh, that’s very nice. Where did you get it from?
2 Dads made the border and RO printed them up.
That’s generous of RO. He’s usually very tight with his time.
Oh, no, he was tight. I had to pay for them
[Turns to Mike.] Oh, you really are gonna have to have a talk to him.
Do I have to?
S3 E4Guns
KKershaw
I think they're still talking about this guy at ADFA
Must have been that whoopy cushion I put under the Admiral's seat at graduation parade. [To Charge.] You didn't hear that.
2D2 Dads
[To Mike.] Pick a card. Any card. Not that one.
S3 E5Ghost Net
Where is Spider?
He's down the back trying to break the language barrier with the boy ma'am.
Ah, how's he going?
Well I wouldn't want him on my team for pictionary.
S3 E6Oh Danny Boy
No mate of mine is getting a tattoo of flipper!
[RO drives a golf buggy into a lake while drunk. He gets out.]
It’s okay. Robert Dixon. Radio operator. Royal Australian Navy. [He falls back into the lake.]
[Spider, 2Dads and Buffer doing inventory of stocks being brought aboard the ship.]
One box of paper towels.
One paper towel. [Checking the list against his list.]
[Spider and Buffer look at Robert approaching them. He was dropped off by the police after a drunken misdemeanor.]
One drunk sailor. [Referring to Robert coming aboard the ship.]
[Spider and Buffer grin at RO who glares back at them.]
22Dads
I thought you two would have something in common!
Yeah, a certain part of our anatomy!
S3 E8Red Sky Morning
KXKate 'XO'
If this ends up on Facebook I will never speak to you again.
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